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Grade of D as in David

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  1. It's what brought me to shaggy originally. Apparently, a poster knew of some friends Billy and April that had invested their entire savings into a Ponzi scheme involving gold. The con man proved how legit the investment was based on Anderson's involvement. It's been a while since it happened but they were convinced the payday was always around the corner, and I'm pretty sure kept investing until everything they had was tied into it. Oh and that poster who brought us this tale was the son of a former Texas Football head coach.
  2. I really hope it was real estate for a bunch of Eskimo huts. Or a Ponzi scheme where they exchange gold for land involving Louie Anderson.
  3. They're not going to replace her. Our only hope is that she chokes on her Ensure one evening.
  4. Do you know what that will do to a guy your age?
  5. Didn't one of our posters here get their Whataburger stolen from their truck when they went into a dollar general?
  6. Already passed the Aztec, heading into Simpsons territory
  7. Well you see since it isn't explicitly stated that a president cannot steal, hide, and repeatedly move classified documents so we'll just have to let him go on this one too.
  8. How much action do you want to take on this one? Assuming you are doing the fighting.
  9. I'm with you man.
  10. The gop loves to quote shall not be infringed for the second amendment. The shall not be questioned in the 14th should make it a slam dunk for Biden to avoid having to negotiate on the debt ceiling.
  11. Maybe if you start doing kegels you'll feel it next time
  12. I've been wondering what he's been up to since retiring.
  13. The golf on the Liv tour is definitely inferior top to bottom. Hell they signed Chase Koepka for gods sake. They have a couple of very good golfers and a bunch of guys that used to be good and have name recognition. They are the Pac12 of golf tours (before the California exodus)
  14. Walking into the Omni office building about 20 years ago on Halloween I asked a woman if she was dressed as Grimace. She was not, just wearing a purple dress.
  15. Can we send them the Austin forcefield?
  16. Climate weapons? Can you send that cold ray down this way plzzzz?
  17. Yo who is that one in the green? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marie_Harf Nevermind found her Also would
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