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Pimphand

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  1. Wild that of the 6 teams the SEC has added since 1933 that Missouri is the clear #2 so far. If you stack up their historical marks against the other teams they only come out ahead of South Carolina. South Carolina measuring ahead of Texas A&M is pretty comical to be sure.
  2. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3520065 Moral victory trophy unlocked!
  3. The good news is Mizzou now has 4 seasons of 10+ wins since joining the SEC. Meanwhile aggy has 1
  4. Nice shank but Iowa getting 20 yards seems tough lol
  5. He's the anti-Bert kicks the long ones but not the middle range lol
  6. He still signs in periodically but I don't think he gets much internet time to type out the 3,000+ word missives so he just likes posts in the 5 minute sessions he is allowed... https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/profile/633-randolph-duke/
  7. His percentage is about the same as Bert's
  8. https://www.gambling911.com/college-football/quinn-ewers-next-team-odds-if-transferred-123024.html
  9. I mean they played a dogshit schedule lost 3 of their road games (blown out by aggy 10-41 and bama 0-34) with the lone win coming in Starkville. Then they won single score games at home vs BC, Vanderbilt (needed 2 ot), Auburn, Arkansas, and needed some serious Oklahoma stupidity to take them down. They are without a doubt the worst of the SEC 5-3 bunch. I'm guessing the mouthbreathers at secrant.com are turning on them based on this game too and I'm here for it.
  10. Pimphand replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    You'd be making that face after this season combined with having posted this turd 4 short months ago...
  11. I don't get the Kayce Smith hate here... She seems perfect in her role. Now if I were an ag I would be pissed off that she walks into trap after trap the barstool crew set for her. All it ever accomplishes is reinforcing the little brother never won shit stereotype for a wider audience to see. From our perspective we should be giving kudos to the lack of awareness. Carry on...
  12. Haha holy shit there is a UK mentalist that goes by Looch. https://looch.co.uk/ How the absolute fuck did A&M not pay this dude instead of Oz to mindfuck towlie?
  13. Loochador podcast will become available tomorrow at 8am as it is premium only content currently. I don't follow TexAgs closely enough is this their normal m.o.?
  14. I mean of course if you still had the Big East and Pac10/12 you would have better conference champions so the system would be nowhere near as borked as it was this year. Hell if you just had it last year when FSU went 12-0 and Washington, Alabama, Texas, & Michigan were all around you'd have had a better draw. They just need to scrap conference champion preference and guarantees entirely. They didn't have them in the BCS or the 4 team rendition including them in this run is what fucked Oregon and to a lesser extent Georgia.
  15. LMFAO..... https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2025-nfl-mock-draft-giants-raiders-and-jaguars-all-winning-in-week-17-results-in-major-shakeup-within-top-10/ The two ags show up as having gone to NFL DRAFT instead of A&M
  16. In 2018 Mississippi State and Auburn didn't either not sure what you are going for here...
  17. Syracuse actually has two 10 win seasons since A&M's last... 2024 & 2018 vs 2012 You could go 3 vs 1 if you wanted 2024, 2018, & 2001 vs 2012
  18. Well Barkley only needs 100 yards against the G-Womyn who already fucked their draft standing up but the Min/Det winner will have the #1 seed locked up provided Det wins tomorrow night. If I were Barkley I would just say I'm sitting out because I care more about the postseason than the record plus.... YPC
  19. Pimphand replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    LMFAO I hope they bring in Goodwin
  20. I honestly think Gabriel might have the best NFL career out of the class of 2025. Similar to Nix and Penix he definitely benefitted from the additional covid season. Do I think he has as much talent as Sanders and Ward? No not even close but he has a far better head on his shoulders than them by far...
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