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Pimphand

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  1. I put the onus for that on Sark.... You know your QBs tendencies and as such you shouldn't even put that play on the board especially up 8 with 5.5 to go.
  2. Penn State fans...
  3. CU, Georgia, Tennessee, & Texas Tech are all too low... Perhaps the Kentucky basketball fans suck but the football fans who made it to Austin were pretty solid all around.
  4. One of my favorite places. Awesome scuba diving and fun just stay out of Coxen Hole lol
  5. Pimphand replied to hookemATL's topic in Football
    Nothing screams we're fucked quite as loud as this does.... #fml
  6. The last time we outscored a team in the 2nd half was 10/19 vs Georgia.
  7. Vitamin P is still undefeated Beavis didn't just finally score he fucking won the lottery lol
  8. They are 6 in the AP poll and yes I already was aware. If you include AP top 6 games at Texas Sark is 1-7
  9. Sark went 1-5 vs top 5 at UW and 1-0 vs top 5 at USC so he is 3-10 overall
  10. Its pretty crazy he has faced 16 top 5 teams. Sark is 1-5 so he is well on his way...
  11. I was also there for the 2006 Michigan game the following year and let me just state the Michigan fans know orders of magnitude better how to handle the buckeye trash fans than Texas LMFAO. Fortunately the travelling buckeye fans are solid its just the couch burning live in my parents basement and have never been on an airplane fans in Columbus that suck.
  12. Was my birthday that day sat in the 2nd deck on the 5 yard line right where Sweed caught the dagger. Immediately made a beeline for the GameDay set after the game I was wearing my UT baseball jersey and had a buckeye necklace on my fucking phone lit up like an Xmas tree for the next hour. The buckeye necklace confused the shit out of the buckeye fans but I told them the street vendor selling them said they were good luck so when we win this game you can blame the dude trying to make $5
  13. Pretty sure the time is now just not the time he thought he was talking about. Going from possibly being in the NFL to the state pen is something....
  14. So when Ohio State frog stomps us we will have a national championship game between two teams who lost at home to 20+ point underdogs. NIU -28.5 UM -20.5 What a steaming pile of midwestern shit
  15. It is still not as bad as the Herschel Walker trade. There is a reason no other team in history has tied first round picks to spares remaining on your roster
  16. He's on his 15 minutes don't fuck this up!!!! side note Ohio State fucking sucks
  17. I mean all religions are based on being a space alien worship cult so on that we can agree ;-)
  18. I have been claiming for a while that the greatest moral victory would be Texas vs ND which would give them 2018 vibes when they lost to Clemson and Alabama!
  19. Hey dipshit you might want to go watch the peach bowl postgame where your QB and thorpe award winner talk about stuff LMFAO how dumb can Surly get? Stay tuned.....
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