Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Bama Llama

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Bama Llama

  1. If DeBoer doesn’t (a) prepare QBs 2 and 3 and I mean starting NOW and (b) sit Simpson at the first sign of the yips, there’s no point in playing at Vegetables’ stand. Jesus. What clown made us a 1.5 point favorite?
  2. I knew I should’ve avoided that psilocybin. I could swear Bama just made the CFP.
  3. I should have stopped watching college football when we got blown out by the semen holes back in August and saved myself twelve entire days of life, but I didn’t. The Committee can kiss my ass no matter what they do in the final selection.
  4. Maybe so. I was always a big fan of Seneca Wallace. Good luck ISU down the post Campbell road.
  5. In an excruciatingly horrible game I watched like the Bama junkie I am, we somehow rallied to beat ISU and Seneca Wallace 14-13 in the “gripping” 2001 Independence Bowl in Dennis Franchione’s first year. QB Andrew Zow played well down the stretch. Since that game ISU has triggered images of fast food for me. Campbell should perform better than James Franklin, if he can eliminate the horseplay in the showers.
  6. I’m screaming sick of phone menus allowing commercial businesses to get by without employees. For example, my primary care physician has a very nice office, conveniently located and friendly, professional staff. It is literally impossible for one of us to communicate with the other by any means other than in person, face to face or by phone having an audio-only conversation. In the past year, she has scheduled no less than three FaceTime conferences for which I expected to be on call at specific times. So far, we have actually accomplished 90 seconds of one call, which ended abruptly and completely, without warning. None of the others worked at all. Tech is 90% bullshit 90% of the time. It makes me surly.
  7. Play it, Steve! A Soul Man for all Seasons
  8. If all of Surly keeps lobbying 24/7 and lightning strikes a poor schmucky team (like my guys) gets blown out Saturday, this time next week you’ll all be doing Longhorn reach arounds, crowing, “We’re in!” and deservedly so, my comrades.
  9. In other news the marlin fishing charters in Venezuela have gone to shit.
  10. You cynical fucks probably find this one annoying:
  11. Jean Shepard would have exulted in the sardonic, sarcastic, profane Surly universe. All that shit in A Christmas Story was based on his parents and brother and school chums and hometown. The Bumpuses, the hound dogs, the Red Ryder BB gun, soap in the mouth, tongues freezing to flag poles. Christmas at the Chinese restaurant, all of it. If it annoys you, don’t fucking watch it. I respect your opinion but I disagree.
  12. I say let Arch call the plays on offense as if he’s in an empty lot with no one watching. It might be an improvement.
  13. Hey, i give you the trashy one but Kelly Lynch was no bimbo! She was (portraying) a duly licensed medical doctor. I keep hoping she treats me for a laceration in the ER.
  14. As a completely biased Bama fan, I wouldn’t mind if we played at Oxford and the Irish got sent to Vegetables Hell Hole, should all this hold. Texas will pants aggy (again) so we may end up playing UGA (again). All kinds of shit could happen.
  15. Flag planting won’t go well in synthetic Field Turf, derp.
  16. And so it is 2 -0. Hallelujah, Jesus, so it is! And Doug Jones announced today he is running for governor of my state. Represent, Doug!
  17. JUSTICE- 1 TRUMPOPIA - 0
  18. This was my general reaction when Tommy “Wingnut” “Tater Town” Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Don’t be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 “Donnie’s Ark” and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vlad’s luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Who’s left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.
  19. Trying to be objective, Womack’s star has risen erratically but steadily throughout his two seasons here except for the debacle at FSU. Until last week, we were turning opponents over at critical times and getting off the field on third downs. He has peculiar habits and quirks. He uses a tiny 3x5 play “sheet” a la Mike Leach and covers his mouth with it when talking on the headset lest someone across the way reads lips and steals signals (OU assholes). UA fans are typically bitchy and spoiled yearning for glorious yesterdays but I for one am satisfied with the current coaching, all things considered. Golesh will succeed if he goes to Stillwater, I think.
  20. DeBoer to PedoSt is a very bad idea. If he goes there, Womack to OkieSt and Grubb bolts, we are headed for years of wandering in the desert, like another fan base I sympathize with, a surly, sardonic, sarcastic, vulgar lot.
  21. In 53 years of marriage to a wonderful woman and 41 years of fatherhood to her and my sweet dream of a daughter (NO PICS OF EITHER YOU SICK FUCKS), it has become apparent to me that keeping up with a remote control device, garage door clicker or tangible key of any type or batteries of any kind is just not in the DNA of most otherwise intelligent, clever females. No offense, ladies. But Jesus, lend a valid credit or debit card to either and the Paypal and InstaCart floodgates open, hooo boy, never to be closed or curtailed except through abject poverty or Chapter 7 bankruptcy. But I digress.
  22. Respectfully disagree. Anything which reminds the numbnuts phone swiper generation that humanity is not a fucking app and we are all literally minutes away from being transformed into molten goop or piles of dust is beneficial to the survival of this and many other species. Granted Strangelove and War Games are superior films. Todays median human living outside of Ukraine or the Third World has no idea of the horrors war brings whenever and wherever it occurs. ☮️
  23. Leo (Pancho) Carillo would be the side character here. I met him and Duncan Renaldo once at a county fair. I was starstruck.
  24. Hey Sooners, trade you our long snapper for your kicker. Deal?
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.