Everything posted by Bama Llama
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
If DeBoer doesn’t (a) prepare QBs 2 and 3 and I mean starting NOW and (b) sit Simpson at the first sign of the yips, there’s no point in playing at Vegetables’ stand. Jesus. What clown made us a 1.5 point favorite?
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I knew I should’ve avoided that psilocybin. I could swear Bama just made the CFP.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I should have stopped watching college football when we got blown out by the semen holes back in August and saved myself twelve entire days of life, but I didn’t. The Committee can kiss my ass no matter what they do in the final selection.
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Matt Campbell is a little bitch-made pussy
Maybe so. I was always a big fan of Seneca Wallace. Good luck ISU down the post Campbell road.
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Matt Campbell is a little bitch-made pussy
In an excruciatingly horrible game I watched like the Bama junkie I am, we somehow rallied to beat ISU and Seneca Wallace 14-13 in the “gripping” 2001 Independence Bowl in Dennis Franchione’s first year. QB Andrew Zow played well down the stretch. Since that game ISU has triggered images of fast food for me. Campbell should perform better than James Franklin, if he can eliminate the horseplay in the showers.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I’m screaming sick of phone menus allowing commercial businesses to get by without employees. For example, my primary care physician has a very nice office, conveniently located and friendly, professional staff. It is literally impossible for one of us to communicate with the other by any means other than in person, face to face or by phone having an audio-only conversation. In the past year, she has scheduled no less than three FaceTime conferences for which I expected to be on call at specific times. So far, we have actually accomplished 90 seconds of one call, which ended abruptly and completely, without warning. None of the others worked at all. Tech is 90% bullshit 90% of the time. It makes me surly.
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Steve Cropper has passed
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
If all of Surly keeps lobbying 24/7 and lightning strikes a poor schmucky team (like my guys) gets blown out Saturday, this time next week you’ll all be doing Longhorn reach arounds, crowing, “We’re in!” and deservedly so, my comrades.
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Trumps War on Everything
In other news the marlin fishing charters in Venezuela have gone to shit.
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
You cynical fucks probably find this one annoying:
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Most annoying Christmas Movies
Jean Shepard would have exulted in the sardonic, sarcastic, profane Surly universe. All that shit in A Christmas Story was based on his parents and brother and school chums and hometown. The Bumpuses, the hound dogs, the Red Ryder BB gun, soap in the mouth, tongues freezing to flag poles. Christmas at the Chinese restaurant, all of it. If it annoys you, don’t fucking watch it. I respect your opinion but I disagree.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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No WAY is that the Same Actor/Actress
Hey, i give you the trashy one but Kelly Lynch was no bimbo! She was (portraying) a duly licensed medical doctor. I keep hoping she treats me for a laceration in the ER.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
As a completely biased Bama fan, I wouldn’t mind if we played at Oxford and the Irish got sent to Vegetables Hell Hole, should all this hold. Texas will pants aggy (again) so we may end up playing UGA (again). All kinds of shit could happen.
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Real Life Beavis Running For Texas House District 31, US Congress.
Don’t make me vommuck
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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James Comey is my Homie
And so it is 2 -0. Hallelujah, Jesus, so it is! And Doug Jones announced today he is running for governor of my state. Represent, Doug!
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James Comey is my Homie
JUSTICE- 1 TRUMPOPIA - 0
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Trump’s America
This was my general reaction when Tommy “Wingnut” “Tater Town” Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Don’t be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 “Donnie’s Ark” and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vlad’s luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Who’s left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Trying to be objective, Womack’s star has risen erratically but steadily throughout his two seasons here except for the debacle at FSU. Until last week, we were turning opponents over at critical times and getting off the field on third downs. He has peculiar habits and quirks. He uses a tiny 3x5 play “sheet” a la Mike Leach and covers his mouth with it when talking on the headset lest someone across the way reads lips and steals signals (OU assholes). UA fans are typically bitchy and spoiled yearning for glorious yesterdays but I for one am satisfied with the current coaching, all things considered. Golesh will succeed if he goes to Stillwater, I think.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
DeBoer to PedoSt is a very bad idea. If he goes there, Womack to OkieSt and Grubb bolts, we are headed for years of wandering in the desert, like another fan base I sympathize with, a surly, sardonic, sarcastic, vulgar lot.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
In 53 years of marriage to a wonderful woman and 41 years of fatherhood to her and my sweet dream of a daughter (NO PICS OF EITHER YOU SICK FUCKS), it has become apparent to me that keeping up with a remote control device, garage door clicker or tangible key of any type or batteries of any kind is just not in the DNA of most otherwise intelligent, clever females. No offense, ladies. But Jesus, lend a valid credit or debit card to either and the Paypal and InstaCart floodgates open, hooo boy, never to be closed or curtailed except through abject poverty or Chapter 7 bankruptcy. But I digress.
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Netflix Recommendations
Respectfully disagree. Anything which reminds the numbnuts phone swiper generation that humanity is not a fucking app and we are all literally minutes away from being transformed into molten goop or piles of dust is beneficial to the survival of this and many other species. Granted Strangelove and War Games are superior films. Todays median human living outside of Ukraine or the Third World has no idea of the horrors war brings whenever and wherever it occurs. ☮️
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Favorite TV side character
Leo (Pancho) Carillo would be the side character here. I met him and Duncan Renaldo once at a county fair. I was starstruck.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Hey Sooners, trade you our long snapper for your kicker. Deal?