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BonzoMontreaux

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  1. I am a bundle of nervous energy. Let’s go Horns. Shut the sheep fuckers up.
  2. Why do they bother switching ends if the kicking game has been nullified?
  3. Miracle Heave my ass.
  4. Let’s tamper with the GA punter.
  5. Someone needs to be reminded how their last two night games turned out against The University. We will oblige them again Tomorrow night.
  6. Yeah, Bears still could have kept Lions from scoring anyways too.
  7. Bears -7, Lions - 16, Refs - 7.
  8. That needs to be something than can get overruled from the booth.
  9. I know the Cottons from my old church. I remember them being in jr high and high school filming weddings and other church related events. They were pretty good at it then. It’s crazy how things took off for them.
  10. You know our Mickey Mouse overlord would never allow for that.
  11. PIUT IT ON THE WA&LLL!!%^!!! WHOOP!!!
  12. I remember watching the game intently. Getting pissed immediately after it was over. Resolving that anger with the attitude of - well, they *needed* to win more than we did even after seeing all their aggyness on full display after we basically bent our knees for them... and then... I get a call from an aggy co-worker - Ag Grad + Corp Turd... "How did you like that shit!, HAHAHA t.u. got there asses beat, WHOOP!" or something very close to that... its been 25 years so. After that, no sympathy for the sheep fuckers. I will go to my grave knowing that these dipshits are nothing but a shitstain and an embarrassment to the state of Texas. Never have so many cheered and gotten so little in return. Suck my burnt orange balls, gomers.
  13. From this list... Galaga. But if I'm going to get the most mileage out of my quarter - Zaxxon or Gyruss or 1941.
  14. Wrapped up Sprint 2. Got dusty when they featured Julien Alfred.
  15. They could have shown Texas asleep and smiling on the train for an instance.
  16. They are hoping in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first. Band needs to be really careful this weekend.
  17. Fuck this conference.
  18. This game encapsulated exactly who we are. The only team that is going to beat us is us.
  19. Fuck SEC refs for eating flags on obvious DPI
  20. Ballgame
  21. It kills me every time I see a game that we are playing in and the opposing fans are throwing the 'Horns Down' and then at some point they are belting out this song. In this case, 'What a bunch of maroons!' (No offense Austin High grads.)
  22. I watched the Sark presser from yesterday. He is preaching that this game is the biggest game of the year.
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