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ztejas

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  1. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Score was a decent reflection of how that game went. It wasn't window-dressing - BYU had the ball down 5 with 40 seconds left. Cougs were absolutely competitive for 40 minutes. He's 54 years old. He's probably not retiring - that's just my guess though. He made a Final Four five years ago.
  2. I like their food but I may be 86ed from my local Arby's. At least, I don't plan on returning anytime soon. The last time I went I tried to hand them a coupon at the drive thru. That was my first mistake apparently. The ensuant shitshow was like nothing I've ever seen. Like if you handed a loaded Glock 19 to a bunch of lemurs (are lemurs non race-sensitive? because this isn't a race thing - they were all equally stupid). It resulted in me saying "Why don't you all learn how to do your jobs" and then driving away without anything that I'd paid for. I have a lot of compassion and sympathy but at some point I expect basic customer service. At least show me that you are attempting to solve the issue - which was never an issue to begin with if one person in the establishment knew how to handle a coupon. This is why I cook my own meals now more than ever. Welcome to corporate hellscape America.
  3. ztejas replied to a post in a topic in Cloak Room
    So I'm showing up to the polls basically just to vote for Talarico because I think that one matters a lot. I'm very over the GOP rhetoric within this state at this point - plan on going straight ticket dem. (I mean I already went straight dem for Gov, Lt. Gov, Att Gen last time around) The way I see it, in the statewide stuff, I should cast my vote for whichever dem projects to get the most votes? To put the most pressure on the shitbirds? If that's wrong I'm open to suggestions, if it isn't, educate me or make your case. I'm in Bastrop country so forget about the local stuff. I'll do what I can. Oh yeah - and - who are those people. I usually like @Brisketexan 's ballots if he has two cents to share.
  4. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Oh my Lord. He played 18 minutes tonight. Dybantsa played 39 out of 40 on the road at Zona. I can't believe draft experts don't see this as a bigger red flag.
  5. Man. That kid had every tool in the world. I thought he would be a future first round pick. Some guys just don't love basketball or work hard enough or both.
  6. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    https://x.com/TheFieldOf68/status/2024327609065390310Kid's a fuckin G. Making Peterson look like a bitch. Maybe a little undersized for the NBA but it's crazy how many good freshmen we are seeing year over year now. Dybantsa was ridiculous again tonight. I still don't understand how you don't just take him first and forget about it. I think this draft is going to be really rough for some teams that wind up in the top 10 looking back a few years from now. You could tell me the 8th pick winds up the best player and I wouldn't blink.
  7. I never worry about shit like this if you've played both teams. It's typically marginal - let the computers sort it out.
  8. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    BYU had a chance down 5 then went full retard. Dybantsa didn't touch the ball. They may be able to survive down the stretch and be a tough out in the tourney as a lower seed. This kid is really special and they still have a few other good players. I don't buy Zona at all as a title contender.
  9. My favorite so far is freezing the record then flipping it. So your losses get you ping-pong balls up until a certain date, then your wins get you ping-pong balls. Would help solve nonsense like this where Lavine needs season-ending surgery because he has a boo boo on his finger. I think the triple J season ending surgery was bullshit, too.
  10. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Dybantsa gets from the 3 line to the rim about as easily as anyone I've ever seen at his size and age. Needs to work on his finishing and overall he seems to lack a little fire but I can't tell if that's a bad thing yet - especially with how much money these kids make now. Lol now Bilas is critiquing his shooting form. Fucking rich. Bilas was a career .650 from the free throw line at Duke. Do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up, dude.
  11. That's not the point. It's about being rewarded for intentionally losing games - especially post-ASB. Aren't you a pod God? Every major basketball podcast has talked about this and all the proposed solutions.
  12. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    PBP guy asks Jay Bilas a pretty good question and Bilas proceeds to not even remotely answer it while spouting a bunch of condescending pablum. He's such an irritating, self-righteous prick when calling games. BYU hanging okay with Zona so far but the Cats just extended it to 10 - 53-43 13 mins 2H. Dybantsa is going to need to be more than special for this team to do anything without Saunders down the stretch.
  13. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    UVA is a sneaky little fucking team that no one is talking about. They are damn good. Another game that SMU pissed away this season, by the way. In case anyone was wondering.
  14. I mean hey man it's an unfair question. There's not really a right answer - you could talk me into any of the four. Especially because it varies depending on the establishment. Breast is probably the easiest to fuck up.
  15. Oh fuck me Bilas is calling the BYU game.
  16. Oh my God... can't smoke that putback.
  17. Can we please give these kids 6 fouls? This is beyond ridiculous at this point. There shouldn't be four fucking players fouled out one one team* in 2OT.
  18. Yeah it's like claiming Deshaun Watson wasn't a top 3-5 QB in the league before the massage scandal shit. Sometimes guys get derailed and their career's never recover. Beard obviously would have taken that Texas team past the SS. Terry had to get unlucky to not get them to the FF.
  19. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Neither of them came here to play defense.
  20. Indiana is a football school - why would they get featured in an NBA game?
  21. No because he's been doing it professionally on national TV for 30 years now. His politics are irrelevant. Sounds like he's not exactly serious about the ordeal though. Then again this is kind of how the Trump saga started.
  22. Sabonis and Lavine both out for the season. Think we're about to see some massive changes implemented re: tanking. Sabonis appears to have a legit injury issue. Lavine is getting season-ending surgery for a finger? How much of a fucking career loser can you be?
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