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ztejas

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  1. I've heard good things about SLC. Especially if you're willing to venture out to some of the parks around there.
  2. Kind of. When I totaled my car I was wearing a seatbelt and came out of it uninjured but had pretty bad chest and back spasms for a couple days. Better than flying out of the windshield, however.
  3. Haji Trick. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU1gCOtjMGa/? Link not embedding because I guess nothing embeds properly anymore.
  4. Voodoo is my favorite chip ever. Instead of the sour cream and onion there is a little spice thrown in on top of the BBQ and salt and vinegar. Think they maybe use some of the Cajun crawtator flavoring.
  5. Jesus how dogshit of a schedule does St. Louis play?
  6. They aren't tweets. Only to make the distinction that he thought they were sent with some degree of confidence. Not that he isn't kind of a dumbass for airing stuff out like that to someone that he couldn't fully trust.
  7. McCasland is 49. I'd put him firmly above Beard at this point.
  8. Lol. He ain't close to -200 every time - especially at the shitty events. Vegas isn't handing money out for Scottie finishing in the top 10. He's -400 this week at the Genesis which is a signature event/really strong field. Of course you'd be up - not 15 grand up though.
  9. I can think of another reason. Kidding/not kidding.
  10. Get a nice workout in. Take all the lemons in your yard and rub them on your ass and balls. Give Richard his lemons.
  11. I don't disagree, but this mainly matters for winning the SEC vs. tournament seeding. And with the unbalanced schedules the regular season title is kind of fake anyway. Like - would you want Texas to ever have the easiest schedule in conference? I wouldn't. To some degree it's good playing the best teams in tough environments - and you are penalized less for those losses and rewarded more for the wins. The negative is the physical grind aspect of it.
  12. Swain at 23 on this list. SI2026 NBA Draft Big Board: 50 Top Players to Watch for Fan...Keaton Wagler is among the biggest risers in a deep class for NBA lottery teams outside of the top five picks.
  13. Some of those are mean. Some of those are just funny and/or pretty true. Also they're all leaked private messages he didn't publically tweet any of this. Maybe bad blood with someone in the group chat.
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