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ztejas

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  1. Damn. Thankfully you've got time before the deadline. We'll see what the FO does.
  2. I think the main takeaway is that none of them need more money.
  3. Benfica strikes back. Good game so far. Damn. And they should have just had a second. They are playing to make the knockout group and potentially put Real out of the top 8.
  4. Em BAP Ay Benefico/Real is on Unimas. Madrid up 1-0. Dortmund/Inter scoreless on CBSSN. Everything else on streaming I think.
  5. More like Lu Dork.
  6. Rory has to be the all-time leader if you count Euro wins - but I can't find a list that consolidates earnings. There are a lot of tournaments that count on both tours. I guess I could figure it out if I felt like it. Maybe when I'm bored. He's probably around like $162M.
  7. Griffey Jr. may be the most ridiculous one.
  8. Choking out a rookie on the worst team in the league. What a shithead.
  9. Pretty crazy the consensus backlash this is getting. I haven't seen one talking head or former athlete, coach etc. attempt to defend it even to a marginal degree. And there's this:
  10. I thought the Bongos incident was psychedelic fueled.
  11. In high school I remember taking shopping carts or rolling mail bins from USPS and pulling them behind my 4runner. Glad no one died. It certainly wasn't for any social media trend. Kids do dumb shit and have for years.
  12. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    He made the Rising Stars team, btw. So Tre will be at all-star weekend. They should put him in the 3 pt contest, too.
  13. Domonique Foxworth has a bunch of his kids' artwork behind him on Get Up on ESPN.
  14. Not sure why he "needed permission". His agent should have been on this months ago. Also not sure what his trade-value is at this point. Please send him East. I think he'd be a great fit somewhere like Washington or Charlotte that is trying to build something. Denver lost last night - although they came within a cunt-hair of beating Detroit. No pressure tonight, Spurs! HOU is -2.5.
  15. That's fair. But that's also true of most star receivers at one point or another (see Moss, Randy). For the most part you have to be a little fucked in the head to be a big time WR in the NFL. Not everyone is Jerry Rice or Calvin Johnson. And TO had more first-team all-pros than both Moss and Megatron.
  16. I am well short of 50, and 40 for that matter, and supplement fiber pretty routinely. Especially any time I'm eating something that I know is not cutting it in that department. I mainly do it to keep things moving in the right direction but there are plenty of other health benefits.
  17. No no no... he just needs to keep building his foundation. Give him another couple years. Patience.
  18. Never understood the hype with him.
  19. Reminder that Terrell Owens wasn't first ballot.
  20. Yellow or purple. Then green or orange. Blue easily 5th. I mean you'd have to be fucked in the head to pick blue.
  21. That's how you turn a 4 point into a 12 point.
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