Everything posted by Tired Horn
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Texas Longhorns @ Kansas State Wildcats - 6pm on FS1
PK is just a nice guy. If you don't let your opponent get the first down, they might feel bad.
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Farmin' aggys vs. Florida Gators - 11 - ESPN
HANDS DOWN... Best six loss team in the country. Advantage Aggy,
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Was this the stupidest Aggy thing ever? It's the half-time TV bit where a university gets to emphasize academics and the student body (i.e., we're not just a football factory). So, what does Aggy choose to portray? Midnight cult practice highlighting their dork yell leaders. And then it scopes out to A&M, which hasn't even sniffed at an SEC title, intimidating other much more successful schools. And then it ends with Jimbo Baggins nodding wisely, not a good look to begin with and one that certainly hasn't aged well. Pathetic lack of self-awareness, thy name is Aggy.
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Ole Miss @ Aggy - SECN
That's just what happens when two mediocre teams play each other. Ole Miss is seriously overrated based on the weakness of their first-half schedule.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Best 4-loss team in the country. What's to complain about?
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I understand. The way we lost is discouraging (dead offense and tired defense in the 4th quarter) because it seems like an MO at this point. But we're also nothing special yet. We don't have the depth to be special. I think we'll eke out a bowl bid, which is a modest improvement over last year. If Sark isn't the guy, he'll eventually get fired, but let him at least try to land this recruiting class before we give in to despair and start blowing things up.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
That cannot be real. If it is, how pathetic. Trying to weasel in on a Tennessee team that earned the limelight all season.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Exactly. Who cares when we play A&M? It probably won't be Thanksgiving since the NFL moved to three games on that day.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is the thing I've never understood. If you take the totality of his career, Jimbo is a good coach. But he's not Saban. Yet they revere him as if he's Saban squared. "Got Jimbo!" Okay. That should get you some winning seasons, which is what they've had. But they're still waiting for him to erupt as some juggernaut for the ages. The only thing that explains it is that believing Jimbo is extra special lets them wallow in the delusion that they are, too. p.s. And I say this being fully aware that Jimbo has a chance to field a pretty sturdy defense over the next few years.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I'll have to give them this--the defense looks pretty good this year. That actually bodes decent for the playoffs if they can keep it up.
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Texas vs ou - 11am on ABC
It's been a good day. A very good day.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Just think of it as an improv comedy.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
Look at those glazed over eyes. Skeletor actually expected to win this game.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
On the plus side, Dak gets to steal some more of Jerry's money for nothing, which is all the revenge we'll ever get.
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Cowboys vs Bucs: Week 1 SNF
That's the right attitude. The Cowboys are just some spiked experiment with freakish results. They present an interesting but ultimately inconsequential puzzle.
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Scott Frost - a very rich unemployed person
Well, who wouldn't treasure a victory over the mighty Fighting Hawks. Start scheduling the South Dakota Coyotes as well, and Nebraska can start terrorizing two of the very few states that might be less interesting than it.
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
Man, have you ever heard more inspiring words than that. Winston Churchill had nothing on Jimbo.
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
Yeah, it was short this time: "Shut the fuck up and pay me, you toothless hillbillies."
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
Pretty significant lack of self awareness from umnimboti
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
This is pretty damn funny.
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aggy vs App State - ESPN2
This pretty damn funny.
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
True enough. I think we made a good impression on all the recruits attending.
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Texas vs. #1 Alabama
geez this is stupid.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Hang in there. I've been tremor dominant Parkinson's for a decade and am still functional (just rode my bike seventeen miles). Push as best you can for a clear diagnosis, which clarifies the treatment options. Once you know what you're dealing with, you know the path and just have to keep grinding away. Best wishes.