Everything posted by sushihorn
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Odd how none of LSU's offensive players ever get injured after a big play...
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
SEC crew interfering more and more blatantly in this one.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Mensa balls!
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My LSU @ Texas Analysis: LSU Defense
Play count over 60 now. LSU DL's life bar under 10%...
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Funny how once the fat boys up front are no longer able to shield them from Texas' physicality, the LSU secondary sure wants no part of the head on collisions being handed out by the Horns' skill guys.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Quien es mas macho!?!
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My LSU @ Texas Analysis: LSU Defense
LSU is at 53 plays defended after that TD. They are diving and faking injury they are so worn out.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
18 plays into the drive. Over 50 total plays for LSU's defense. Fat SEC pussies look ready to tap out.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
OK LSU. Your fatass DL are big and strong. Your back 7 doesn't seem to like bull in the ring very much...
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Delpit misses the tackle on Duvrnay then throws the leg out. That's a 15 yard penalty.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Time for a strategic "injury" 9 plays into the drive. Fatass NT holds us a stress card.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
LSU rushing 4, dropping 7 and NO SPY. Invitation to a delayed draw or late release screen.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Don't want to get into a wrestling match in a closet when they outweigh you. Challenge them to a footrace to the perimeter then stomp them when they're sucking wind.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
Don't challenge these fatasses straight up until they are tired. Another 20 snaps and those are walk in TDs.
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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch
KI you don't look around until the ball is in your hands.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Menopause is a form of transcendence...
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aggy @ Clemson
Clemson had 38 offensive plays in the first half despite aggy attempts to slow the game down. They probably cross the event horizon (45-50 snaps) for Fatball(TM) fatigue during the opening drive of the second half. Jimbo was draining the clock like he was running Army's offense but still exhausted his own defense.
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"From the first play, let 'em know what they signed up for."
Probably. I think you have to acknowledge that it will be a lot faster and easier to kill the SEC superiority myth if we can also elevate the image of the Big XII in any comparison.
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"From the first play, let 'em know what they signed up for."
In principle I agree. Unfortunately the perception affects recruiting. Every year we see at least a dozen good recruits go to trash programs because they "wanted to play in the SEC" - especially defensive players. Time to let them know that NOBODY plays harder hitting defense than TEXAS. It wouldn't hurt to highlight the fact that LSU is trying desperately to become a knock off of a Big XII offense either.
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Post a gif of what you think is going to happen today
LSU line play:
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"From the first play, let 'em know what they signed up for."
For too long the national image of the Big XII has been defined by Oklahoma as the most successful program in the conference. Their offense generated points and yards by the ton but their defense was average at best and often terrible. Neither unit impressed with their physicality or toughness. Okie is THE reason the average fan thinks the Big XII is soft. Now it the time for a changing of the guard. We all know that Patterson has played tough D at TCU for many years but they were never nationally prominent for long enough to impinge on the public consciousness. Then Tom Herman and Todd Orlando joined the Big XII. Texas is the program with the national profile to change people's perception of what the conference is all about. Those men have brought toughness on both sides of the ball with a hard nosed OL and QB plus a defense that can fly and HIT. Based on TV and internet talking heads, the mob still thinks Texas is soft. They are wrong. We know that's not true and hasn't been true for 3 years. Let's show them that new reality today in a way that is undeniable. From the first play, let 'em know what they signed up for.
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LSU @ Texas Analysis: LSU Offense
Not really. Texas has question marks at TE, CB2, LB3 and 4 and RB depth. LSU has questions at 3-4 OL positions, TE, 2 WR positions and a true freshman at CB2. True but many of the offensive returners are mediocre to below average. The defense is very good and the quality depth should easily compensate for White, if not Williams. The OL on the other hand wasn't that good last year and continued to run block poorly against GA So. Other than Jefferson the WRs weren't special last season either. Texas will miss Omenihu, Boyd (at times) and Gary Johnson. The 2 other DL replacements are upgrades vs Nelson and Hager. Ossai and Foster started in the Sugar Bowl, kicked ass and continued to do so this year. They're not really new. Keep in mind that LSU has recruited at a high level for years. Replacing equal level talent with less experience can be a downgrade. Texas is replacing top 15-20 level talent with top 3 talent from the last 2 classes. There is a lot of room for upgrading ability while losing experience with the net being a plus for us.
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LSU final score predictions
Texas 31 - Corndogs 19
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Name the Game Thread tomorrow
How about some old school kung fu shit? Cowering Tiger, Raging Bull or Sam Answers the Call
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