Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Transcendent talent, team makes no effort to get him the ball. Instead, let’s chuck up a prayer.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Gotta get that rebound, Vic.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
It would be nice if these Canadian assholes missed a three.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That is true, but also the Kermit jerking it gif. I may own Zach Collins an apology.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Victor is a goddamn cheat code. Also waiting on Bill Land to say “Dick probing the paint.”
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Washington @ USC
I will never bitch about the Texas defense again.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
It’s worth $500,000 for the extra game. That’s all I’ve got.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
And that’s the reason they’re doing it, because no one gives a shit about the regular season. Fuck, I’m defending a marketing decision made by a bunch of suits who heard a Bill Simmons idea he vomited up after watching a soccer tournament and birthed it into reality. Fuck me.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Yeah, to Kansas State.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Took the points. Thanks, Sark.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Fuck yes.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
That’s Texas ball. Incredible job gentleman.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Sark is a fucking idiot for being an alleged offensive genius. Take the points, asshole.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I don’t get the hatred towards it from anyone other than Hate, because it makes sense coming from you (no offense). It’s regular season games. That’s it. If you win your regular season games, you might get to play an extra games in Vegas for some extra cheddar. Win, go to Vegas, fuck whores. These guys do that anyway. Day in the life. And I know I’m in the extreme minority, but the courts are fucking awesome.
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NBA 2023-24
No Tyrese. This isn’t baseball and you’re not Bud Selig.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Zach, I see you sir. Doug, thank you. Cedi, my man. Malaki, you hit one tonight. Good job guys.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hey Phoenix…
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Maybe not all the calls.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
These dudes upset because Vic’s getting the same calls they’ve got for years.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hey Jeremy, maybe give it up there dude.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
It works. But good god can that asshole shoot.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Maybe don’t have Trey guard the walking foul bait.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
He gets that foul call every fucking game, but we have to challenge if that asshole gets called for a foul.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Devin Booker, falling down, and getting a foul call. Worst trio since Blink 182.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hope Devin is okay. Groin tightness does not sound great.