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Gaffords

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  1. Gaffords replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Looking back at why this thread started... Sam has shut the fuck out of EVERY SINGLE ONE of us. That speaks volumes about this kid. HOOK 'EM SAM
  2. clockwork every time. this team has taken some years off my lifespan.
  3. you could see the life slowly leave the G defense all night long. When Sam pushed those three (would be) tacklers back for 4 extra yards... DONE
  4. It played out just like the surly posters said it would... ESPN should pay attention to this forum and then maybe they would get something right from time to time...
  5. BRING ME LSU!!!!!
  6. Only Texas can do this game after game after game... fuck my heart
  7. I guess you missed Bevo trying to curb stomp the pooch... set to tone they are just following his example
  8. Gaffords posted a topic in Football
    Congrats Team... You guys played your asses off tonight. Thank You for a great season. Love you all.
  9. running it up georgia's ass it too priceless
  10. tough night for aggy.
  11. any more questions? Instead of responding to all you dung fans that quoted this... Anymore questions? Nailed it.... When Bevo tried to fuck your doggy doggie, it was over for your anus.
  12. Prepare thy anus
  13. the funniest part of their strength of schedule is that when they set the home/home with Clemson, they were already scheduled to play Oregon. But Oregon made the playoffs and Clemson was averaging 7-8 wins a year so they dropped Oregon for Clemson. You aggy cunts were trying to avoid any "strength of schedule".
  14. I guess logs can't fall if they aren't standing... how do wheels work again? That design, stacked that high, is an even bigger disaster in the making. "gotta be bigger than last years. Stack it higher"... here in about 15 yrs the crowd is going to get trucked by wave of rolling-flaming logs. Put it on the wall!
  15. Georgia still can't find the QB and with no pressure on a qb like Sam he's goung to push the ball deep to two monster recievers or fuck you across the middle with Beck. That is, when he's not raping you for 15 -20 yards a run. Oh and our backs are no bumsby any means... Our offense is not OU's by any means. But two of our recievers will have to be doubled all night and they love to go deep right down opposite sidelines which really puts alot of pressure on your linebackers to cover a lot of green in the middle against some other talented and speedy recievers... Covering the middle just so happens is NOT Georgia's strength any more than getting pressure on quarterbacks... your middle is really going to be sooo soft seeing that you will have to leave a spy for Sam or he's going to truck your secondary like bowling pins seeing that your big fat boys up front are going to be too far apart and too slow to offer any help when he feels like stretching his legs... Those big and physical recievers and our TE are pretty good at removing group tacklers, leaving him one on one with some poor soul in the wrong place at the wrong time... Oh we really haven't used the backs out of the backfield much as recievers, but it is something he's been known to use in the past and i seem to remember our transfer catching some balls while he was with Cal. Ingram seems to have decent hands also, but seeing Georgia's suffers in the pass rush, it would be a perfect time to throw in some serious wrinkles with something Georgia hasn't seen on game film... Georgia's vanilla Offense is tailored to play right into the only "strengths" Texas has on defense. Run up the middle-play action offenses got stuffed early and were forced to the air and plenty of picks... What these Georgia dumb fucks on here don't realize is that our losses (outside of the championship) and close wins have ALL been self inflicted. I don't know if we fixed the boneheaded problems we had on defense, but most of our games should have been huge blowouts... between 4th quarter defensive naps (or completely taking off one of rhe two halves), stupid offsides, uneccessary holdings, retarded personal fouls, you name it... However many yards we gave up on defense per game, we gave up another half as many in stupidity... We probably set some sort of record for putting teams looking at 3rd and 17-20 just to give them the first down with penalties that were committed awa from the ball... If this team cut out only half of the stupid mistakes per game, we would look dangerous. If the defense would've played 4 full quarters, we would have ended with no more than one loss and multiple blowouts... If we've gotten these issues anywhere close to normal, it could be a LONG NIGHtT for Georgia fans..,
  16. UGA has never seen a Hager materialize in the backgield at the snap and it will take them a couple of quarters to figure out that as long as they ignore him, he will run right by..
  17. They might want to call in a medical team to check on that sleeping giant... SWC... couldn't compete with Texas or piggy. Big 12... couldn't compete with Texas or OU. But expect to win NCs against UGA, Bama, Florida, LSU, Piggy (should hire Applewhite juat to exploit the recuiting pipeline aggy opened back up for them). I think they slept you giant decades ago...
  18. Stupid sip. That is SECaggySECbamaSEC 59 BDF_leftovers~NOT_SEC_GOOD~ 0
  19. Gaffords replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Running into a team who just lost a teammate tends to be rough on most teams. Juggernaut maker it is... Now the loss of Tupac appearently is a juggernaut slayer.
  20. I hate Diaz but he didn't do too bad after getting away from Mack... His (no) defenses here were a product disconnection between the d-line coach, the lb coach and the secondary coach. Diaz was left powerless to fix the disfunction when Mack didn't step in and back the DC. Those last Mack years were a trainwreck. Offense was not any better. Harsin nor Applre could target the recruits they wanted without fighting Mack which didn't ever go so well... The benching of one of our more talented player had alot to do with punishing the offensive coordinators for not running the scheme Mack wanted the first two game. Starting game 3 we had the back to back "power" run up the middle, followed by the 3rd and 17 incomplete (or pick). Now Mack to NC is interesting. I think he will do good there for awhile. That is if he can ever regain that spark. He wants to stick it to us Texas fans so bad and prove we were wrong, so he has the motivation... it will be interesting to see how it affects recruitng. Both ours but especially aggy. Mack can recruit and still has a lot of friends in Texas HS.
  21. Gaffords replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    The mighty secsecsec defenses have looked pretty pedestrian across the board this year (past several years). Georgia has a decent defense. Alabama has a really good defense (who got away with murder last night). ISU would probably be the third best defensive unit in the SEC if they played there. Hell they might have been the second best seeing that they could actually find and drop the qb.
  22. Maybe it wasn't Big Choke Stoops all those years... Maybe it was simply because OU SUCK... and bob still eats bags of dicks...
  23. FlordAGGG!!! SECSECSEC We are sooo superior to everyone else. No one can even compete with aggy-SECSECSEC-strong. Vanderbig12built and gamecocks don't count they're not REAL SECSECSEC.... hehehe cocks.. COCK...heheheeee..... ummm I gotta go take a dump. Anyone have any hand lotion? My hands are aweful dry... -AggAH-oh-OH-EEEEEE aaaaaaaa secccccc______
  24. In all fairness, it kinda easy to look like a coach hiring genious when 117 other schools out there would sacrifice a virgin to satan for the talent riding pine on Saban's squads... Mack proved that lackluster coaching can be whitewashed with superior talent.
  25. Are we sure this wasn't another case of aggy on aggy violence? i mean they have a rich tradition of offing their own, intentional or not... hell, the battle of the alamo---in lubbock could have easily produced another aggy down... jesus, just the aggy version compared to visual evidence is aggy comedy at its norm.
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