Everything posted by Gaffords
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Lip service. A lot of lip service. But i think he fell hard for Johnny and has been extra bitter ever since he flopped.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Unless he is a Alabama or an LSU fan who cares... Yay OU is ranked 5th and we are not ranked at all YAY.. Fuck that noise. You SEC fans are some retarded fucks. If you are NOT an Alabama fan, the last thing your team need is for them to win another that only serves to push another dozen top recruits their way. Especially some your own team pursued hard be5cause they really need some talent at that position and puts your team further in the hole. My horns are ranked 6th and that all that matters to me.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
And his time there was during a Texas starting to play some good ball. A OU that was stout as fuck. Missouri has a couple of decent years as did Kansas. Nebraska was taking its down turn but it didn't happen overnight. Colorado was playing decent his early years at tech. And OSU was playing good ball also.. He had an impressive run with tech during the best years the B12 has ever had.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Looch is mad because there is no one left alive that can give a first hand account of aggy glory days.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I rooted for OU one time in the title game. I lost a bet and had to watch the game at a bar with a friend in Oklahoma. Be careful what you what you force your rival to do over a bet. OU got blown the fuck out. It was hard to suppress my chester grin with each touchdown raining down on them.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Fuck.... I knew i shoild have screen shot it last night... They deleted the best part. That thread was headed for greatness, possibly the greatest. Someone wanted to know how many points teams get for losses within the SEC.. SEC more more points in the polls for wins. SEC get sympathy SEC on SEC violence points. I can't say if it was a toll job or not, because honestly i can't tell when it comes to aggy. But it didn't matter because it felt like it was building towards something special. I knew to shot it, but it was just getting started and i didn't want to jinx it... And i thought i would have more time.
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Gameday heading to Washington State
A little before Leach was there, but Hanspard(?) Was lightning in a bottle. Fun to watch run... It's amazing that he rushed for 2,000 yards in 1996, but was second in the conference. ISUs Troy Davis had 2,150+. Two back with 2,000+ yards in the same conference. One can say horrible defenses but it's still amazing. Ricky was in the league that year which reminded me. I think Hanspard edges Ricky Williams in ypc by a hair. TT RB Ricky Williams was another solid back the ours won the trophy.
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UCF May Force The Issue
That's because 12 of the 13 dwarfs have figured out what the rest of us already knew. There is only one Snow White in the SECSECSEC csrtoon. And Mack was right. Too much winning isn't good for the kids... I mean fans. It doesn't help when you play the exact same teams in your conference that you ]already own, then add cupcakes into the mix. If you do play a "somebody" it's at some random neutral side. It will be comical watching the dwarfs as it starts to seep into their tiny pee brains that all those years ESPN spent cock gobbling the SEC just to hype the upcoming SEC network to guarantee it would come out of the gate competing with the already established Big 10/ Fox has tainted College Football. The ESPN "Every Saturday is like the championship" vomit helped send many top recruits to the SEC schools, but it didn't takr long for recruits to figure out the SEC is a one elephant race and now the dwarfs are in the same boat wiith the rest of us. If it's any consolation to the dwarfs, it was supposed to have been Florida, but their golden child blew it with the alligator tears after beating mighty Cinci. No matter how much they loved the Tebow pecker, the weeping was a bit too much. Tebows emotional victory sobs over a hyped cupcake gift was a bit too much for even ESPN. Bama's big win, and Colt choking down tears that no one would have held against him if they got the better of him, had that Elephant cock looking really inviting... ESPN has been on it since. So take your medicine, you fucks. You are the ones ESPN served shots of fermented shit while telling you how pretty midgets are, stubby legs and baby arms and a huge head are sexy and you lapped it up... If ESPN was going to swallow Bama cock, they were going to get not only their cock, but both balls and the taint sucked, while getting their asshole rimmed too... All the slob job of how great you are from top to bottom just to drive the up the money they could nail you for to watch programming that can only serve to point out that 13 of you are drowning in a pile of elephant dung you blindly helped ESPN create. Once you dwarfs start dragging yourselves and each other out of the shit hole you helped dig, you will notice one of you is in teouble. Out there flailing and flopping around some will reach out and try to save their brother dwarf to no avail, there is no helping him because you cannot save he who doesn't want to be saved. While desperately clawing to get out of the septic death trap, it's easy to mistaken a fellow dwarf drowning with aggy having the time of their life. Wallowing in elephant dung is much better than being treated as an equal by an inferior sip. tu just can't admit that aggy is superior, with the best traditions, and best band, and the best mascot, and the best colors, and the best stadium, and that we make make more money, and we have the best endowment, and that our football team is better than theirs, and that our football is just as much historic as theirs, and our football record is also as good even if we didn't win as many times as the sips, and we are one of the elite teams and they aren't. We are at least one of the top five of the super elites, They know that JFF was better than VY, RW, and EC put together, but they are too stupid to admit it. They won't admit that our academics and superior to theirs and that our diplomas are just as good. Everybody wants to Texas A&M and not tu, and we are the flagship and not them, and the only way they ever win is by cheating while aggy never cheats. They won't admit that once aggy left the big12 that all school from the other conferences would beat all the big 12 schools if they would play them instead of just scheduling g5 teams they have to pay to let them win. The sips won't admit they were to scared to play us in the bowl game so they refused to play in a bowl if they played us, and how they are the ones that ran from us when we left for the SECSECSEC and not us, and they aren't sec good like us.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Have one thing right. The loss of aggy was the best for a century.
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Tell me about Nebraska
How do you know when your program is actually dead and not in an extended down swing? When you are agruing with a jayhalk about who is ranked higher in football and neither team is inside 100. It's probably time to the corpse to rest.
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In case you forgot how amazing 2005 was...
That's the only team ESPN sucked off even more so than Alabama. They would have to drop two for them to get left out. I thought ESPN was going to try and slide Pedo in over us. VY scared ESPN to death. It's hard to say that ESPN had USC overrated, that was one hell of a team. Texas was better (and obviously underrated). It is fitting that the final polls unanimously ranked USC 2nd instead of dropping them to 3rd or 4th as normal. Aggy did give us fits. They came out with everything they could throw at us (dead dogs, spent sheep) determined to kill our season. They held VY to like 160 yrds of offense while going over 250 on the ground themselves.We beat them by 10-12 points which was the closes margin in conference (tOSU by two was #1) by far, but the game itself was really never in doubt. it did hurt us in the polls and probably cost Young the Hiesman, bu wWhat we did to Colorado the following game to hush any lobbying should have sent our entire team to jail. Lol On a different note, CJ doesn't get enough love... Don't get me wrong, every Texas fan loves him, but he seldom gets mentioned. Everytime he touched the ball rival fans would hold their breath. He would find seams to slip through that only Barry Sanders could have exploited. He had Emmit's knack for avoiding big hits. And Jesus was he fucking fast. There is a likely chance he would have broke 2,000 yrds and no telling how many receiving his senior year and the Heisman. (Not to mention his impact on the field might have changed history into the Natty).
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I agree... Too many times OU came out of the locker room with a chip on their shoulder and an attitude, then went about the business of punching our shit in. This time around, it was opposite. At some point during the game, they brought up Riley runs a finesse type of offense. It put the biggest grin on my face. That was one of Mack's bigger issues (beside his pussy hanging out), we come out wanting to finesse it down the field while OU was playing smash mouth football. I would love a dozen or so years of us being the more physical beasts while OU tries to mackbrowntexasfootball.com it.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
We could win it all this year and aggy would putbitnon the wall because tu dodged them by taking a playoff invite instead of meeting them in the Texas bowl.
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10/14 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #7
1 Right now we don't deserve and much less need to be in the playoffs. But for sake of conversation, the playoffs would love a resurgent Texas in the playoffs. That's a lot of eyes added to the playoffs. I wonder what would happen if we finished off the rest of the season in dominant fashion. Clemson wins its conference. tOSU losses Michigan in a close one but wins the rest of the day Michigan wins the conference but it's a game they are completely flat. ND wins out. Georgia struggles in a couple of wins down the stretch but beats alabamq by 10. I would be fun to watch ESPN lobby a second SEC 1 loss Alabama over a lossless ND, 1 loss Michigan, and a dominant Texas that hasn't lost since week one.
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Tell me about Nebraska
And the irony in all of it is that their most beloved persona is the one who fucked them into irrelevance. All over butt hurt, jealousy and spite. The loss of NQs hurt them some but it was the loss of his very questionable walk on program that torpedoed that ship... Whether the B12 killed his NQ program or not, the NCAA would have killed it tje following year when they killed both of his practices with reforms across the board. Even funnier was the attempt to torpedo the Conference on the way out. Instead leaving with class like Colorado or Maryland or even Missouri did, he made a circus of the whole thing. It wasn't Texas he was trying to destroy on the way out. He knew there was too much money on the table for Texas not to land on it's feet. Instead he tried to blow up the conference to punish the smaller members of the old Big 8 for not catering to his ego and the entire sports world let him clown himself without calling out a single lie. Alotbof that probably has to do with it was a great change of pace in the sports world with sensational stories to cover, and itn spiraled out of control so fast that nobody was going to risk having the seseless pitchfork mob turn on them right along with Texas. And for the record, it wasn't Texas that had you removed from the ACC. It was your new family led by Michigan who lead that charge. Your old family tried to keep you in but there wasn't enough votes between the few B12 members to do so. But even to this day, when one of your own, whether it be a reporter or a forum member, you dumb fucks still insist bevo masterminded the entire thing... Aggy on the other hand tried to torpedo the conference to kill off Texas. They really belive Texas would get left out. They honestly thought they were taking the entire State of Texas fanbase with them and it would be the finishing blow (for most of their fans, literally) if the Conference died with us.
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College Football Imperialism Map
And this is the reason that no matter how much the fans want or how nutty Boren was, OU is NOT looking to bolt from the B12. The Texas pipeline has always been their bread and butter.
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Sam Ehlinger
Wait what? Never heard this! All i can say is that the booth needed to be better prepared to take their loss, pussies.
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10/14 AP Top 25 Poll... Texas is #7
For the same reason Baylor(did), TT, ISU, will make it interesting for us and we made it more than interesting for OU. Teams find a way to rise above expectations went it comes to hated opponents with an exceptional season going. It isn't very often we have an undefeated team in the championship. It's even rarer to have two undefeated going into that game. Alot of bad teams find a way to stick it to their leading conference rival the final few weeks of the season. It's what makes college football so fun. Last weekend was the beginning. There will be several upsets the remainder of the way.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Right up there with their sheep shagging championships because several of those damn sure can't be celebrating a football title.
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Tell me about Texas Tech
I lived in Lubbock for a dozen years or so. I've done alot of work around campus usually wearing (still do) a LH cap. Never had an issue. In fact, it wasn't uncommon to spot 2 or 3 other LH caps around campus on any given day. There been the typical fan exchange here and there, especially leading up to and after our game weekend, but it never came close to getting out of hand... Even funnier is that i've left equipment all over the place on campus for months on end. From their Basketball arena (during that project, the bantering with some of the aggy working the project tended to have a nastier tone). Our equipment during the stadium renovation was untouched. But when we did a major reinforcement and upgrade on the the broadcast tower across from the BB complex, the Kiss reunion tour made a stop (no problem), several random venues (nothing touched), a big county concert (nope)... But let Elton John play and they trashed out shit. Beer bottles (and wine coolers) broke everywhere, a shattered windshield on a winch truck rigged to the tower, sharpie down the sides of the truck... Now that i think about, Manson might have played also during the months we were there and nothing touched, but Elton John whipped the gays into a frenzy that night and i guess they just wwnted to burn it all down.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Colt says ummm yeah. About that.
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Texas defense first series: 4 TDs, 1 FG, 1 int, 1 punt
They were giving me a heart attack on the last drive of the Baylor game. Especially letting them gain damn near 30yds on the first play. And let them keep driving and driving with no timeouts. Baylor and OU back to back weeks. I'm 50 and I'm not sure my heart can keep doing this the rest of the season.
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Former West Virginia RB Arrested Forr... You Guessed It...
Per espn. He is beyond a sick fuck ... Authorities said Justin Crawford was arrested after a 12-year-old girl told her mother Crawford had sex with her Saturday in his Columbus home. He was also charged with sodomy and enticing a child for indecent purposes.
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Let's Get Real on Texas FB (Likes, Concerns, Trends, Can Improve)
Unless it's the bone, you don't want your QB breaking too many tackles...
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Texas defense first series: 4 TDs, 1 FG, 1 int, 1 punt
I'm almost certain our defense is out to kill me this year. JESUS... Everytime I'm just about to lose it and throw something at the tv, I remember _iaz. I'm pretty sure he managed to give up 4 touchdowns and a field goal on more than one opening drive. And only 9 missed tackles on any play was a good thing. But at least that defense wasn't doing everything possible to bring on massive heart failure.