Everything posted by Scooter Monzingo
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Tell me about Iowa State
I hope you guys can hold on to him. I want to believe that there are still coaches who desire more than money.
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Ravens @ Titans: AFC Wild Card Game
I remember the press goading Vick before a game about his throwing skills. They had his ass so worked up about being a pocket passer, that he went out and threw 3 interceptions.
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Ravens @ Titans: AFC Wild Card Game
So Jackson, at least up to this point in his career, is pretty much a Vick clone. Albeit with a slightly better arm.
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Rams @ Seahawks: NFC Wild Card Game
Wasn’t there a incident regarding Troy getting benched? Early 90’s maybe?
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Bourbon
Anyone else have all five keys from Blade and Bow? I see their website instructions require a photograph of all five keys, and a short application. This apparently grants one access to their key club. Is this something to bother with? I mean if they sell me a 22 year old at msrp I would call it a great deal!
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CFP National Championship: Alabama vs Ohio State
Yeah, those are the type of hits where you piss blood for a few days.
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[Surly Official] Year One expectations for Steve Sarkisian
Meh, im not asking for titles in year one. What I am asking for is to not see players standing around during a play. The number of times I have seen one our defensive guys simply standing still while the play was still going on bothered the shit out of me. Fuck that, you’re allowed to keep blocking, hitting, running, until the official blows the damn whistle.
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What is the biggest age disparity of someone you've slept with?
I was 17 and she was somewhere in her late 30’s. She ran one of the local hotspots and had a thing for underage guys. She knew things. I absolutely loved the honesty of her sexual side. A quality that was difficult to find in my age group.
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Christmas loot
My kid pulled that shit in a Montessori school back in the early 80’s. When he was asked where he learned that type of language, he responded with “my fucking old man” ........chip off the old block. yes we were asked to move the boy..
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What is your favorite drinking song?
Fucking in the bushes...
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Texas AD Chris Del Conte
I guess I thought that if Sark should ever got another big time job, it would be a Vandy or Possibly Missouri level job. Never did I think it would be Texas. I’m at a loss for words. If he fails it will be ugly as fuck.
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2021 Sugar Bowl - Ohio State vs Clemson 7PM on ESPN
You may be right, but I don’t think some people took it that way. They took it as an unnecessary cheap shot.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Anyone watching this?
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2021 Texas Style Rose Bowl - Notre Dame vs Alabama 3PM on ESPN
Fuck it, I want total chaos. Let ND butt fuck Saban on a really controversial call with less than a minute left. And let Ohio aggy upset Dabo just for the post game crazy talk that Dabo would throw out for excuses....this would be excellent. and without a SEC team in the final ESPN would have to shudder its doors.
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"Mary Ann" has died. Me, I always jacked it to Ginger anyway.
The writers knew that all of us were perverts so they wrote in both stereotypes. You know “Heaven for the climate, hell for the company” sort of thing.
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FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]
Nah, he got embarrassed on National television. And I love all the candy ass gyrations trying to rationalize how a SEC team, any SEC team could possibly lose.
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FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]
Funny how that gets missed.
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I pledge to post more pictures of this STEAK
Most won’t want to hear what you’re saying, but your spot on. In my extensive experience of eating far to much, cost doesn’t guarantee anything. How one handles their meat is far more important.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
I too prefer the crunchy experience with wings. And those look fantastic!
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2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
Is that fucking Golic running his mouth non stop?
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2 hours to kick. Name the game thread.
This is not the Alamo you think it is.
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Cheez-It Bowl - #21 OK State v. #18 Miami - 4:30 pm ESPN
That always helps...
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Brian Kelly or Bust
My mistake...
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Bourbon
That is a absolutely wonderful experience. Of all the shit I have over paid for, Handy was worth it...to me.
- Brian Kelly or Bust