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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I read you. I read you loud and clear.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Graham Harmon writing about Texas each week: Graham Harmon writing about Texas in December:
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2024 Random Games thread
In 30 years, a cybernetic android player by the name of Camdre Wared will come online. He will play for the Tulane Shreveport campus (New Orleans is underwater), throw for 800 yards a game and beat VaTech by 1.414 points (all game state possibilities are simulated until convergence is achieved). He will be carried by a Boston Dynamics electric palanquin onto the stage at the Downtown Athletic Club (now rebuilt), where he is handed the Heisman Trophy by his fathers (made legal by the Semen Digitalization Act), Andre Ware and Cam Ward.
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2024 Random Games thread
Talk about a Heisman moment!
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Their move-the-chains offense:- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
That's it GET REID WATKINS OUT OF THERE if i wanted to see someone pump his legs while achieving nothing, I'd put in my sex tape- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Colonel Colon- Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
"66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?" Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
I assume he headbutted everyone and kept a dictionary open to the definition of insanity during Herman-era tailgates.- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
"How do you do?" is probably the dumbest thing a commentator could say that wouldn't get him fired on the spot. Any worse, and he'd have to say, "Heil Hitler" or something.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I don’t mean to align myself with him but merely position myself as no better than him. I’m @futureman if he feigned self-awareness.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I guess this argument started because I quoted @futureman, so allow me to clear the air. If you have @futureman on ignore, you almost certainly should have me on ignore.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Your sarcasm sarcasm meter is broken.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Boy, do I wish this were true.- Texas WR/TE Passing Offense Talk
Yeah, but Arch gets out of getting pulled over more quickly.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Contact is the better Sagan-Hollywood connection.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Arch v Quinn determines the race of the scout team QB - Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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