Everything posted by closetojumping
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Update: -After 2 games, it is high time to write off new starters across the OL, including the 5 star redshirt freshman RT. His PFF scores have him below acceptability, and his ass needs to be cut, right now. -Based on less than 20 snaps of play, it is clear that Nate Kibble needs to be starting at LG. Meanwhile, Connor Stroh and Neto Umeozulu need to be washing towels and uniforms in the locker room to earn the remainder of their scholarship pay. -No, we mean it, it is high time to fire Kyle Flood. The guy is not developing talent. It's fucking obvious. Do not ask about the 4 guys that just joined NFL rosters. -We're clearly going to need to land 5! OLs in the transfer portal. What we mean by that is the roster just needs to be fucking flushed, folks. -It is time to consider that Torre Becton may also be a problem. There's got to be a reason players are not developing on this roster. -Steve Sarkisian has lost the plot and we're being publicly lampooned for his restroom grimace commentary.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I had that game on, but was focused more on the other 4 I was watching. What was controversial in that game?
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
I know that. For some reason, I thought they opened against Bryant. Can't say it changes my POV much, but good catch.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I don't usually go back and watch games again, so this might be off, but I think the first offensive play for Texas featured some absolutely hilarious failure from that tree trunk. He basically just fell forward and touched no one as the played unfolded around him.
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
What is it that I am taking seriously?
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This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I don’t know about him, but I find it good sport. All of the shit you idiots dismissed is now a factor for your conference. 1) Worrying over the monies and begging for fucking congress to do something so you guys can get access to the same pool of money as the SEC and Big 10. 2) Pressure to schedule better from your media partners because otherwise no one fucking cares about putting you on the major channels until league play. “no one cares about the non-con and we’ll be just fine! right. “
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Temple has beaten 2 shitty FCS teams. Don’t do this to yourselves. OU is going to fucking pummel Temple.
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
Tell us more about darkness, because this is all lightness.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
To be clear, Texas did everything any of us could ask as fans. The NIL matched OU. The guy’s mom wanted him at OU and he preferred OU’s social scene. Texas and recruiting gurus questioned whether he loved football, and how long it would take to get him on the field, but Texas went all-in on him anyway. Maybe we regret the loss over time, but don’t let anyone revise history. He chose OU because he wanted to play at OU.
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
That’s just a dated way to look at things. Outside of PSU and Clemson, anyone worth reviewing as a title contender had to replace numerous players on one or both sides of the ball. Ohio State? 15 starters. Georgia? 17 starters. The list goes on. LSU? 4 of 5 starting OL, the TE, multiple guys on the front 4, etc. The portal and NIL have made parity greater and mobility an issue for roster stacking. This is also why I’m not despondent and declaring the season over. You fucking people should watch other teams play every now and then. Damned near all of the powers and pretenders struggled with weak programs. Texas didn’t look great, but they didn’t look nearly as ugly as some other big names.
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Florida Gators
Their boards seem to be suffering from G6-Guy-itis.
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Parker Livingstone
Is this meant to be impressive? Good lord. I was probably clocked at faster than that this morning going through a HIIT workout with some ex-military friends.
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2025 game week 3: UTEP @ Texas
Hey, man, what the fuck?
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Biff Poggi Is Tired of Your Shit
What’s to add here? Cream rises to the top. If Moore can’t show progress this season, you can bet your sweet ass that Biff will be in the chair from 2026 until he gets too old to do the work.
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2024 RB Jerrick Gibson
Ricky Williams fumbled a lot. They seemed to manage through it. If your potentially best RB on the team needs to work through some fumbling issues, you give the guy a shot ton of reps against the UTEPs and SHSUs of the world. So, yeah, I assume we’ll never see him take a meaningful snap again.
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Florida Gators
Makes sense. I don’t think I’ve seen that dude in years. Please let Florida hire him.
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Florida Gators
I will immediately regret this, I’m sure, but who is this? I remember pining for Matt Campbell. It would be interesting experiment. He seems really suited for ISU, but maybe he could kill it in the big time. @Al_4_ISU will be by here shortly to tell you why he’s not a fit at Florida and you guys should just forget about him.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
JFC
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This shoulder injury shit is being manufactured out of whole cloth and a bunch of you are falling for it. Anyone doing the “Arch’s Injury *They* Don’t Want You To Know About” article clickthroughs is making some fatass writer money. Anyone giving Brooks Austin “The Film Guy” credence for this kind of conspiracy shit hasn’t followed him long enough. He got ratioed on Twitter for doing this with some other major player that happened to be on Georgia’s schedule last year or the year before.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Huh? He’s been average and overrated for years. He’s not fast enough to get to the edge and not tough enough to run well up the middle. He had a couple of good carries against Michigan and that’s it. He’s had a chance to lock down the starting role for years.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Defensive grades and snap counts spoilered below. Highlights: -Guillory looks really good so far. They don't play legitimate WRs until Auburn, so everyone should pause on anointing him a king, but I doubt anyone in the media will. -They are struggling to get home in the pass rush. -The vaunted DL isn't scoring as well as the hype would suggest. -They're keeping things really tight on who they're letting on the field now. They played 21 guys and the majority of that rotation came with the front 4.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
OU offensive grades and snap counts spoilered below. Highlights: -3 of OUs OL starters graded out around 50 or less via PFF. -They tried to only play the five starters on the OL all game, but Fasusi's late injury spoiled that. -They have no running game and limited running talent, outside of Mateer himself. -Michigan blitzed the guy more than 50% of the time and failed to spy while doing so until the late 3rd quarter.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
I like me. My wife likes me.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I'm of the opinion at this point that the ESPN FPI is generally a piece of shit and weights unrealistically towards the SEC.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Highlights: -The OL with new roles and new starters, limited in experience, isn't gelling yet. PFF says that several of them are fucking terrible. This will not get fixed or improve. -Fire Flood. -Texas lacks explosive players on offense and will have trouble scoring all year. -Arch Manning throws too many deep balls. -Arch Manning is completing 50% of his deep balls. -The game has caught up and passed the Steve Sarkisian offense by, like it was standing still. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the QB. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the lack of explosive players on offense. -This is not a championship caliber team because of the offensive line and Flood. -This defense isn't stingy enough and apparently gives up too many points. -The TEs are terrible blockers. -Nick Townsend is an awesome blocker.