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Royale with cheese

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  1. Yeah, but that's asking a lot of all those priests with really small parishes.
  2. Fred, a little more than Richard, come to think of it.
  3. I could live pretty well on what pate spends on T-shirts and head wax. I used Google's FaceLab software to see what he'd look like in a few years:
  4. Elko's agent doin' work--he structured the new contract to base the Elk's salary on pounds, not wins. Bring on the International Protein Mass Gainer, the NOW Sports Carbo Gain, then move over, Mark Mangino, you fuckin' bantamweight.
  5. Ann Richards comes in for her share of the blame on that, too.
  6. Reminds me of the time that Putin called Trump on the red phone and said, "Mr. President, I'm loath to admit this, but we have an STD outbreak over here and we don't have the industrial capacity to produce enough prophylactics. (kind of like Lubbock) We need to purchase 500,000 condoms with the following specifications: 8 inches in length and 2 inches in girth." Trump's advisors were at a loss as to how to proceed, fearing that news of the Russian size specifications might leak out. Trump said, "Fill the order, but mark each one "medium."
  7. Could you see their ankles? Just sayin' . . .
  8. Yeah, dude, it's the thick ankles--the hallmark of a whole lot of Upper Midwest/Rustbelt chicks. Hardy. Sturdy. Solid. Hate those thick ankles . . .
  9. We used to drive thru Lafayette and Baton Rouge In a yellow El Camino listening to Howling Wolf
  10. I haven't yet seen the aggys scoffing at our signing of Newman, claiming he was a bust and they're glad he's no longer soaking up a scholarship, etc. If that hasn't happened, I can't imagine that it won't. Personally, I have no idea whether he's ready to contribute, has potential if developed, or is just a warm body because all our depth has bailed. Whatever; I sure as hell hope we're not through yet and that we hit a couple of big licks with Big Uglies before tomorrow. (Is there still even any chance?) The good haul of skill positions is great, but it all starts with more and better o-linemen. And, oh yeah, why the fuck is Kyle Flood still employed?
  11. Is this for reals, or just a play to hold us up for more money because we've failed so miserably with OL transfers in the portal and he thinks he's got us over a barrel? (And guess what?) Some have said that's what Livingstone, Wisner, Clark, Moore, and perhaps others were doing. I guess it really doesn't matter, since our reaction to those moves has consistently been, "Don't let the doorknob catch you in the ass on the way out." Or maybe he's like the metaphorical monkey fucking the skunk--he's enjoyed all of Kyle Flood he can stand. Well, not to worry--the $9.95ers will hype up our theoretical number one portal ranking, and rave about all Sark's shiny new skill-position toys, and tell us how we're going to be just fine with the OL talent we have, then assure us that we'll develop them into the Joe Moore Award finalists. Their motto:
  12. The man who follows The Man is always a tough gig. Who you want to be is the man who follows the man who follows The Man.
  13. You are in Houston, they just haven't formalized the annexation process yet.
  14. Yeah, him and half of California. In 1970, the population of Austin was 251,000. Now, it's, it's . . . aw, fuckit. Get off my lawn.
  15. I've listed all of them on this note pad (most likely to commit are underlined):
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