Everything posted by Continental Op
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Joe Biden 2021
I'm sure we'll see some hyperventilating about how those gay dogs are a threat to America's family values.
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Blazing Saddles....TCM tonight at 9pm
Outside of live sports, TCM is the only reason to have cable/satellite.
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The fancy equity derivatives vol arb thread... a.k.a. Options trading extravaganza
I have no idea what to make of this run up. It's happening on weak volume and there's nothing other than the earnings call coming up driving it as far as I can tell. I'm sitting on a 250% gain on my calls and am really tempted to take my ball and go home at this point.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
DonkeyCigars has picked up the mantle of TahoeHorn's dumbass aw shucks conservatism.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well I mean AOC touting a policy position is exactly the same as MTG saying we should kill Pelosi, right?
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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!
Man she really played the hits in her statement/press conference: "bortion, illegals killing everybody, fake media, and Trump/MAGA.
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Jen Psaki is Good at this Job
If we're going all in on the Jetsons here can the Space Force Academy fight song be Eep Opp Ork?
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The fancy equity derivatives vol arb thread... a.k.a. Options trading extravaganza
Sitting at about 100% return on these DIS calls right now. Edited to add: I am an idiot. Earnings call isn't until next Thursday.
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The movie you just watched
Yeah... Tierney was a bad motherfucker. They had trouble getting places to screen Born to Kill because he had been in trouble with the law so much.
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Policy shit I like (for non liberals)- in the spirit of unity
In the spirit of unity the House should kick out the dumb Q Anon bitch from Georgia and maybe we should pay attention to who votes against doing it and vote against them in 2022.
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Any of you 1% folks invest in franchises?
Hello sir may I interest you in an Eskimo Hut franchise?
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Beer 2020?! F*ck that sh*t! Beer 2021!
yes
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The fancy equity derivatives vol arb thread... a.k.a. Options trading extravaganza
oops $190
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Beer 2020?! F*ck that sh*t! Beer 2021!
There are too many good breweries in DFW to tolerate this ranch dressing beer horseshit. They can fuck clean off.
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The fancy equity derivatives vol arb thread... a.k.a. Options trading extravaganza
+2 DIS 21 Mar 2021 $2.94. Picked these up when DIS got down to $160 during last week's carnage. In a perfect world I dump these for a >100% return early Friday morning when the stock pops post-earnings because everyone cares about Disney+ subscriber numbers and hears the Charlie Brown teacher voice during the rest of the earnings call.
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2021 Back to the Movie Theaters? - Most Anticipated Movies
The French Dispatch Dune
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Because Jeff Bezos doesn't have all the money in the world
Or a $1k double amputee hooker for 274,000 years?
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Surly #Stonks
Sir, everyone on Surly is one of the richest people in the world.
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Surly #Stonks
If I was one of the richest people in the world like Bezos I would have thrown in the CEO towel and started doing I Am One of the Richest People in the World shit all day a long time ago.
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Abbot Has Primary Challenger
Insurgent candidates that say incredibly stupid shit are funny until they get the nomination and win in the general.
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Surly #Stonks
Me yesterday: I should maybe buy some AMC puts because when that doesn't go up to like $500 in two weeks the daytrippers who bought in will get bored and go back to playing Call of Duty or jerking off to anime tentacle rape porn or whatever it is those r/wallstreetbets people do. Me yesterday: *Doesn't buy AMC puts* Me today:
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Alt Investments when Bonds Suck
Oh man, if UIGEA ever gets put out to pasture online poker will be so marshmallow soft for quite awhile that anyone who has any clue what they're doing will be able to make money.
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Where to park $300k for a year or so
When the $300k number came up most of Surly was confused as to why Onboard just sold his guesthouse but not the main residence.
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Where to park $300k for a year or so
Don't buy any of immamac's Surlycoin.
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Where to park $300k for a year or so
If you give the money to Joel Osteen then Jesus will give you back twice as much.