If we reach our goal there is an outside chance that DerKA, Chad Briscoe and the Bud Light Lime drinking Waxahachie Playboy will make guest appearances. I lost Roman and Romeo roses contact info but will book them if I find it. Sent from Two Tin Cans with String over AOL 9600 baud rate modem
We had a good week of corporate sponsorship we are 2k away from all donations going to the tip jar which is 100 percent for scholarships. Let's wreck the fundraising. I am pretty sure these kids that receive a scholarship cannot apply the money towards ATM or OU. Sent from Two Tin Cans with String over AOL 9600 baud rate modem
We cook about 5000 lbs of food and serve it to the public for tips and donate that to the scholarship fund. The more people who show up the more money we make Sent from Two Tin Cans with String over AOL 9600 baud rate modem
Allright you heathens Bbq Austin is March 4th and 5th The money goes to kids for College scholarships. Please donate for the tent, show up and eat some BBQ drink some beer and listen to some live music. Hope to see you there. Donations are tax deductible. https://gofund.me/be6f790c Sent from Two Tin Cans with String over AOL 9600 baud rate modem
When lord oh when will we your Surly horn servants be able to masturbate to Longhorn football again??? Sent from Two Tin Cans with String over AOL 9800 baud modem
Never underestimate a good towel to buff the ole toothless one to a shine right after a shower. The trick is try to find a brown or greenish brown towel (try to color match like they do paint at home depot) and bury it in the dirty clothes pile so the Mrs. doesn't cry foul.
For clarification please tell me Derka wasn't nekkid throating Derka dogs while playing the ukulele w his toes. We all know this is a @luke duke and@Paco tradition
We have Chad Briscoe selling an egg then performing 1 hour of stand up followed by 1 hour of freestyle wrap Rumor has it Carl and Rudy will be spinning the records
We will be sabotaging @luke duke team by puhtting yellawood in his pit when they pass out and on Sat night we will have Roger Creager playing in our tent.