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Capt

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  1. Chad do u has black cherry oil?? My wife Will let me buttsecks her if you do Does it cum with a straw ? Cuz I wanna taste the rainbow
  2. If we sold them planes in the past I hope these fucks do not have access to a 3 d printer
  3. Not invincible Fify
  4. The WV mountaineers have a long standing tradition of taking their sister to the game and if WV wins they get to fuck Sissy without a condom and if WV loses they get to fuck Sissy without a condom. Ask Whitman, it is the main reason he has season tickets and travels to all away games.
  5. Capt replied to Washpark's topic in Lulz
    You are da man
  6. Capt replied to Washpark's topic in Lulz
    Chers to the intertrons
  7. Luke will you please distribute those tites pics upon receipt of the PM? I will gladly donate 2 Ameros to your tip jar in March.
  8. Capt replied to Doze's topic in Lulz
    As long as we can still dip Copenhagen on the plane and drink Dewar's Scotch. I'm good
  9. Beavis and the Buttheads First release "fire, fire,fire"
  10. I think this is exactly what would happen to fitlump if she got mouthy with a fast food employee
  11. Mackey approved The fat chick and possibly one tit
  12. I will go bareback on her and cum in her mouth to avoid waste. #zerowaste #saltmalt #mighytasty
  13. Capt replied to Washpark's topic in Lulz
    Capt checking in. Hell cat Maggie Irish whiskey half gone Will finish Cheers
  14. Bad hair day
  15. I bet if he was eating a delicious sausage, egg and cheese taquito while dipping it in picante sauce from Whataburger we would all be on Burrito Boy's side. I would most definitely chow down a taquito or breakfast on a bun ranchero on public transit. I am quite positive it would be well received, even if it was breaking the rules. This would be a drastically different conversation if that were the case.
  16. Will txtow still post at shag or will he migrate here when he is paroled... I bet he stays with Scatty Texas
  17. Capt replied to Viper's topic in Lulz
    I offer a prayer to kids in underprivileged neighborhoods. Father's Day is very confusing to them, or so I have been told.
  18. I concur
  19. What is the over under on HEB being open on Fireworks day?
  20. Capt replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    An aggy is broken down on the side of the road, after a few minutes a trucker stops to help him out. The trucker looks at the aggys truck and can't quite figure out what is wrong. The trucker say "jump in to my truck I will give you a ride to the next town." Once in the truck a chimp appears from out of the sleeping quarters. The aggy tells the Trucker "cool chimp" the Trucker says "hey there aggy wanna see something cool?" "Sure says the aggy" The trucker reaches his hand back and knocks the shit out of the chimp. The chimp pulls down the truckers pants and gives him head till he cums and says " ain't that cool, aggy?" The aggy says "hells yes that's cool" The trucker replies "you wanna try?" The aggy says "I sure do but you don't have to hit me as hard"
  21. I was going to change to my delta ki name of flounder For the new world...but I stuck with capt hoping my reps and gold jacket would transfer here
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