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deft

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  1. 4 weeks ago, the last half of our schedule was candy soft according to texags. 2 weeks ago, tu was going to get slaughtered by vandy and Florida and everyone else according to texags. As of today, our schedule is candy soft as has been according to texags. Oh, it’s very important the quality of your wins now. Someone go register and ask what their best win was in their vaunted 2020 season.
  2. If it’s your first time, don’t be afraid to put some tape on your lower near the dust cover when putting in said spring and pin and what not. Easy to mar the surface there. I know, it’s a tool so who cares.
  3. Closing up access the window and especially lost mine sucks.
  4. Huh, well this is awkward. I’ll let my kids know they’re actually supposed to be picking this shit up that they’re leaving all over the house. Apparently nobody but me knew.
  5. “It’s not like I’m running for congress any time soon”
  6. aggy would get waxed by pavia and vandy in Nashville if they played this weekend. But don’t let that get in the way of your argument pat.
  7. Eat shit dirt burglars. Yall certainly know about sucking balls through a hose
  8. Speaking of mixing: if you love alcoholism, dad rock, lifting weights in the garage when you’re blitzed, and cooking when you shouldn’t..,, then here’s the guy for you
  9. Why does Rice play Texas?
  10. Fuck Ferrari. They picked the wrong horse. Good luck next year with charl and hammy both whining in the comms. Lando, I like you dude, but don’t be such a little bitch. You fucked up all day. All day son. This was best max as someone else pointed out. He was in his zone and there was no drama about who reached the apex first before he ran them out. He just came to race today. And he’s all out of bubble gum.
  11. Took advantage of the prime sales a few weeks back and got a Roborock revo master. Love it.
  12. Is it a semi tire? I’d think those compounds are iron tough
  13. They’re susceptible to big lumbering tight ends who like to jump over tackles? Oh no…..
  14. It’s micturation.
  15. Spoiler: he finishes ahead of checo
  16. Tom Herman says hold my beer
  17. Now wait just a minute. It’s inside Mexia. Outside Mexia would imply that Mexia had been big enough for two DQs, one in and one out. Yeah sure, they’d be rival hangouts for different groups and if you said “we’re going to dq”, well, your family for damn sure knew which one you meant. No, Mexia isn’t a two DQ kind of town. Can’t handle the glitz and glam that comes with that kind of city living. They’ll have to settle for being a dual subway location metropolis instead. I’ll check with my sources to see if one subway is still in a standalone building less than half a mile from the super Walmart that houses the other subway.
  18. Leclerc cracks under pressure
  19. While Perez is in p15 or later (without mentioning 3 retirements)
  20. It’ll actually be entertaining to watch if only the midfield teams would actually race VER instead of just letting him right by again. Of course they have a legitimate argument of fear now that they know he might divebomb a sidepod if you don’t yield to him by the next turn.
  21. He’ll be pushing his luck again next week in Brazil and acting like it’s everyone else’s fault. I’m a max fan (or at least had been) but it’s impossible to defend him at this point. His talent is unbelievable but he has weaponized autism that doesn’t allow him to play well with others.
  22. lol 20 seconds for max now
  23. He actually caught a penalty. Wow. Edit: a couple dozen more and Perez has a chance at him
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