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deft

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  1. Hot and fresh out the kitchen
  2. They shouldn’t allow the Bible in school.
  3. “The one without, follows him! When the one with the jizz jar gets killed, the one who is following picks up the jizz jar and whoops!”
  4. https://www.laststandhats.com/collections/texas-longhorns
  5. Which subcontractor put the jizzjar in the attic?
  6. So WB tears down a perfectly good A-frame at Huebner and bandera (one in which had just the right amount of grease coating on the walls, floors, ceiling, etc) to put up one of the new modern joints with the flat roof. It has less seating. It has 2 self serve kiosks. I’m there with my family before we go bowling for my sons bday and spend the 5 minutes keying everything in before the cashier 3 feet away steps over to tell me that the kiosk isn’t accepting f payments. My wife can see me going red rats angry and suggests to her that maybe they should put an out of order sign on it and the girl looks at us and says “yeah” then goes back to the regular register. I still went and got in line because it’s the boys bday but…….
  7. deft replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
  8. So good. Go read some of the thread that umlang quoted. The fifth quarter ag goes on to let us know that he actually believes that and that he’s also an Econ major at aggy.
  9. Only $20? Finest horse meat I ever seent.
  10. This is solid logic. The whataburgers of la grange, Mexia, gilmer, and so many other podunks turn out some mean grub on a consistent basis.
  11. Good man. I’ll come over then and look at your daughters sorority sisters. Keanu
  12. Bookmarked for a trip in july lots of Hyatt points
  13. “Managed a team of four in the successful upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system…..” and something about holding the bulb while the others turned the ladder is on an aggy CV somewhere.
  14. ‘He can never win a WDC again’ —> ??? Profit.
  15. Pic can’t be verified. I can’t tell if it’s vhs or Betamax.
  16. And how musky were they? /armybrat
  17. She needs to step up her avocado game for sure
  18. All them smarty pants there and you didn’t ask one of em to pull your finger
  19. Fuck yeah. That’d be awesome.
  20. deft replied to TexasHooch's topic in Food and Travel
    There’s one on bandera in the same parking lot as the bowling alley so it must be good.
  21. It’d be interesting to see (perhaps test in a sprint, of course one set wouldn’t last in a full race) the option to forgo the mandatory compound change in exchange for a guaranteed 1 place drop after the checkered flag. Would max still pit if he couldn’t get more than 30 seconds ahead of current p2 driver? Would backfield markers just say fuck it and fire their pit crews?
  22. Wonder how much he wastes for the gram?
  23. Well I ain’t seen Kirk watsons titties
  24. Thanks jerk but I could see the clouds just fine from terra Firma
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