Everything posted by Paco
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Hey Steel Shank!
Eggs Paco. English muffin, HEB spicy breakfast sausage patties, over easy eggs, Valentina's, Wolf brand chili, sharp cheddar. I will miss you guys.
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2021 Rain Thread
Where do I find a box of this papa noof stuff? I'd like to try it.
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Karen Goes Crazy on Spa
Fixed it for me
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How did we lose control of our economy to 14 yr olds living outside of Moscow?
Ballgame!! You fucking weirdo
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All Things Brisket
I definitely prefer scalloped potatoes to serrated potatoes.
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British destroyer buzzed and targetted by Russian jets and ships
- Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
*Sergeant- Highland Park, Austin, Deer killed with poison dart
What kind of fucked up church did you go to?- Texas BBQ
Sounds fancy! Sent from my Pixel 4 XL using Tapatalk- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Germophobes.- Hey Steel Shank!
I'm over here minding my own damn bidness and you just call me out like that?- Hey Steel Shank!
Yeah the fries aren't very filling because they get thrown in the trash.- overnighting in St. Louis...
When you see the sign that says "Last Missouri Exit" they're not kidding.- Put in the big hole and gouge on it (truck driver check in)
I don't want to know what a full set of tires cost you. And by that I mean I really want to know what a full set of tires cost you.- Maine in summer?
Don't forget the Connecticunts.- Texas BBQ
It's my little hill and I'm happy to die on it. Love, Paco- Texas BBQ
I refuse to eat there because "craft meat".- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Basic white bitch talk not going away- I am the greatest lawyer ever!
I went to court fully prepared to ask for a jury trial, an appeal, Supreme Court, whatever, for a Failure to Maintain Safe Distance ticket. Driving to work on 35, I had plenty of room between me and the car in front. Traffic moving 15-20 mph. I guess I left too much because of course some bitch cuts in front of me and immediately has to slam on the brakes. She hits the car in front of her, I hit her. We all pull over and dickhead gives me a ticket. "I had plenty of distance, she moved into my distance" didn't work. Go to municipal court, prosecutor offers deferred adjudication for some reason. Hell no! I've come prepared with thirty-seven 8x10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one. She said I could take a minute to call my lawyer. "Hey lawyer, here's what happened, I'm ready to fight this with every fiber of my being. They offered deferred whatever because they know they'll lose. I'm a goddamn free born American and I'll buy you a cheeseburger at Crown and Anchor if you just tell me whether I should do jury trial or Judge" "Take the deal" "Eat shit lawyer! When did quit caring about justice?" "Paco, you're a plumber and an idiot. Take the deal." So I took the deal. TLDR I'm 0-0- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
What if it was a treadmill instead of a diving board?- The Napa / Sonoma Wine thread
Cheaper though- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Red wings. Goddamnit.- Austin Homeless Free for All Ordinance
I don't think fitlump has a yard.- Hey Steel Shank!
It's a delectable half cooked brownie cake thing you uncultured swine!- Dominique's Sweater Tonight
Hell, I'm already done - Fitlump fucking won a Austin City Council seat, Now on to Congress 2026!
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