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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. Paco replied to hornian's topic in Daily Texan
    Can you at least narrow it down to an epoch?
  2. Fucking meals and laundry. Holy holy shit. This is how we did laundry at Marine boot camp. Guess it's too inhumane for our unsheltered brethren.
  3. Is this what the cloak room is like? It's like watching a half dozen fat ladies screaming at each other at close range, geysers of spittle shooting off in all directions. Red, crying faces, refusing to give up. Refusing to give an inch. Because THAT BITCH IS WRONG!!!
  4. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    *were
  5. My back side is real, and it's magnificent
  6. Big Shirley had bath today, inside and out. I've only done a couple cooks on her since the plague started, but we're cooking for a couple graduations so she got some TLC. Next weekend we're gonna sand and refinish the bar and countertop on the side of the trailer. Then in the fall we're planning on insulating the firebox. And maybe an awning for the back side.
  7. Paco replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    That's a fancy fuckin name for a gas station
  8. Team fuck almond joy.
  9. Did Trixie ask how long the drive is?
  10. Are you in a cage
  11. Paco replied to honolulu horn's topic in Lulz
    Take the loss pussy
  12. I'm curious why the people in the water are idiots
  13. To be fair, it didn't look much different than that when it was open
  14. Oh Trixie!
  15. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY FAUCETS
  16. Jackie Chiles agrees
  17. I have heard from a reliable source that strippers get really pissed when you tip them with coupons. And, apparently, the correct response to this anger is not "well you're gonna be pissed tomorrow when you're paying full price at Chuck E Cheese". Or so I've heard.
  18. How long have you had it?
  19. Can I borrow your wife (again)?
  20. It's nothing like wormpacolypse a few years ago but it's still a pretty bad year for those fuckers
  21. "Steel Shank was a miracle!" - Jerry Jones
  22. How does it do with leaves? Mainly live oak and cedar elm, so small leaves, but a shit load.
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