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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. You know why you're getting so much shit for your opinion? Because it's fucking stupid. Here's a stat, People who agree with you: Helobious
  2. Paco replied to Shaggy3.0's topic in Football
    Well, yeah, they all know now.
  3. Tamales, HEB chili, fried eggs, sharp cheddar on a plastic RV plate.
  4. ...
  5. Sure thing Mr Steak Messiah
  6. About... .... ...... ........tree fiddy
  7. Had a fried bologna and egg sammich this morning. Amazing as always. My neighbor used to eat peanut butter and miracle whip sammiches. I was drunk enough to try one...it tasted exactly like what you would think a peanut butter and miracle whip sammich tastes like.
  8. Well fuck me for taking the thread title seriously.
  9. Building drains are typically never forced mains. (Building drain meaning the main exiting the building and leaving the property). And a forced main would go straight up to a maintenance port before dropping back down to a gravity drain leaving the property. Also, at that time it would be extra heavy cast iron or ductile iron and basically impossible to break with a rock. Still my favorite movie.
  10. Shawshank, when he busts a hole in the sewer main to escape. Huge geyser of shit water...nope. Sewer main/ building drain is gravity flow. The only way it's pressurized like that is if it's plugged up downstream and holding back 3-4 floors of head. It was dramatic though.
  11. I loved that rocket 455, but it never got close to 1000 lb/ft of torque.
  12. Strap goes on the back of the head you dumbfuck aggy. Jesus Christ.
  13. It was absolutely targeting. Leading with his head against a defenseless player. Doesn't have to hit in the head or neck area if it satisfies those conditions.
  14. Who the fuck is we?
  15. Turds floating in Manchaca.
  16. That's the gas line.
  17. Well this aged poorly. RIP good sir.
  18. Dude. Shut up. Just... enjoy the quiet.
  19. I replaced the heater in a Samsung dryer three times with Amazon parts. Same part number, looked exactly alike, etc. all three failed in a month or so. Finally bought the Samsung part on Parts Direct (I think) and it's lasted almost two years now.
  20. Goddamnit. I take it back.
  21. Side of gravy. My man!
  22. Uh, I hate to break it to you but everything he said is absolutely true.
  23. Back in '86-87ish I "borrowed" my dad's clubs to go play at the rock. A day or two later Dad asked me where his fucking 9 iron was so I called the pro shop and described said (probably Golfsmith) club. "Yeah it's here. You want your 6 and 4 irons and 3 wood too?"
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