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Paco

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Everything posted by Paco

  1. When's the last time we had a cloud? *Sahara sand haze doesn't count
  2. When I was in, military personnel traveling with orders didn't need a passport.
  3. Is this the same cuntflap who just had a heat stroke in fucking Connecticut?
  4. Oh. Well, I'm off to the Trivial things that make you Surly thread.
  5. What is ELI5?
  6. You should probably avoid OceanGate.
  7. I know your family. You'll be on a Carnival floating toilet out of Galveston and you'll like it.
  8. Take the loss, pussy.
  9. Exactly! I mean, that's what my old heart smells like.
  10. Derka Dog Steel Shank Weiner Sammich
  11. The fuck are you talking about?
  12. ☝️ what he said. And you can take your "I'm so busy right now and I don't have time for any bullshit at all" and fuck your own face with it.
  13. Iron Works is the reason I hated beef ribs for years until John Mueller showed me the light.
  14. Don't you dare blame this on us!
  15. It's highly entertaining seeing how many posters just like to hear themselves talk
  16. This is your fault for sending them to a school with a large Jewish population.
  17. Taken In the Ass
  18. ...
  19. Paco replied to Paco's topic in Food and Travel
    They are Atlantic bottlenose dolphins, not porpoises.
  20. Forcefield working as designed.
  21. Derel and the Dominos
  22. The Polite
  23. I s'pose you been up all night readin' the Good Book.
  24. I thought we were all lawyers.
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