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Not a Sock

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  1. Counting mother fucker do you do it?
  2. Yeah 10 catches for 171 yards and 3 touchdowns what a fucking pussy.
  3. They own our ass like 14-7 over the last 20 years and have more playoff appearances and more fucking Heisman winners than we have conference titles.
  4. Herman may be "calling" plays but it doesn't look like he is game planning at all, this offense feels like it's a pile of plays put together by each position coach who also sets up the personal packages and then Herman chooses the plays from that pile.
  5. He is not going to change shit if he doesn’t have to and we are good enough to beat most of the teams left and stumble in to 10 wins. We are Michigan and Herman is a slightly better Harbaugh.
  6. Can some of our OL issues be tied back to the Texas D they practice against? When the offense and defense scrimmage is the way that Orlando runs the DL not giving the OL the kinda looks that they are getting from actual opponents?
  7. Well this is impossible becuase Wisconsin and OSU play in conference and also would play in the big 10 title games which would mean one of them walks away with two losses.
  8. Becuase OU like Bama and OSU want to fucking win and fucking dominate in football. Texas is like UM and ND And as long as we are above average we are ok.
  9. They move with fucking purpose, our guys dance around like pussies on offenses and belly flop on defense instead of hitting a mother fucker.
  10. You’re being a fucking pussy we are just constantly stepping on our own dick. It’s not some big 12 conspiracy.
  11. Jason Washington needs to be fired out of a fucking cannon holy shit fucking garbage angles and shit tackling. Also foster is fucking hurt and avoiding contact.
  12. Early playing time in college football for O linemen is the same as a company “having rapid promotions to management positions and career advancement” it tells me right away that you have high turnover and shit business culture.
  13. For a school that prides it’s self on military prowess they seem completely incapable of understanding the difference between tactical and strategic/logistical thinking. Having 5* QBs and WRs and no OTs is like having the best tanks but no fuel or ammo trucks to keep them supplied, it doesn’t matter how good your weapons are if you can effectively deploy them.
  14. Or better they turn on Jimbo but unlike sumlin who just took the abuse Jimbo snaps back at the administration and fans and they stupidly try and fire him for cause and thus end up in a massively expensive toxic, and public legal battle .
  15. My god I never realized how terrible their uniforms are, it's like boy scouts mixed with party city.
  16. Well Mack managed to play Clemson closer than aggy and Jimbo did, maybe what we learned is that A&M, Arky and MSU are all shit.
  17. Has nobody told mack that Vince Young isn't his QB? What the fuck was that did you think your tubby freshman QB was going to beat clemson to the corner.
  18. Is there anybody else in A&M’s class that we would even want other than Demas and Jones.
  19. Damn that's not a good sign when recruits are having to pump you up.
  20. How many catches do our commits have from king?
  21. Because the empire is pimp as fuck and Texas isn’t a scrappy underdog it is a colossal power.
  22. Yeah could have been 5,000x times cooler if when Vader releases his lightsaber you see a Longhorn as they proceed to slaughter all the rebels who are the Big 12 teams.
  23. I just don't believe the Saban to Texas stuff, Saban is a god at that school there isn't a motherfucker that won't bow down to him and there is no way he was giving that up to come to Texas.
  24. Well imagine what his stats would look like in an actual offense.
  25. Peterson has always been a PNW guy.
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