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gernblansten

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  1. You know how much work this undocumented worker and his undocumented crew can get if all he other undocumented workers are departed?!?!
  2. It makes her feel like laying some pipe.
  3. He got it, but they won’t overturn it.
  4. I think Republicans would probably say the 14th Amendment was passed in 1868 and times have changed. And the same ones would say nothing at all has changed since 1791 when the 2nd Amendment ratified.
  5. I feel like you’ve made quite a few posts about how you pay for hookers. Are you suggesting the 25% you reference should do that when you say “getting sex is easy”?
  6. Crease: What are you saying? The NSA killed Kennedy? Mother: No, they shot him, but they didn't kill him. He's still alive. Crease: That's it. I've had it. I don't want to talk to you anymore. Mother: Okay, fine. It was the same people who framed Pete Rose.
  7. This made me have to go look at playoff coaching records. I knew Marty Schottenheimer had a tough time in the playoffs, but 5-13 is worse than I'd have thought. Campbell is .500, just like Ditka, Gruden, Carroll, and a host of others. The .500 coaches are bookended by Shula at .528 and Dungy at 4.74. Mora was 0-6. Beaten only by Marvin Lewis' at 0-7.
  8. 69 appearing in the married thread is probably a first.
  9. I've heard there is another corner of the internet, maybe you could go there for a little while.
  10. I needed to buy a car next August, so I went ahead and bought it last month because of this possibility.
  11. I don't understand calling out an idiotic poster to come back and post more, only to neg him and try to make him leave. Why the fuck would you @ the moron to invite him back to spew ignorance? "Hey guy, you're a moron, please come into my living room. Also, hey, you're a moron so please get the fuck out." What is the point?
  12. “I’m sorry, did you say ‘because Donald is a predator?’”
  13. So, where were you going to eat again? I’d like to check the menu.
  14. Lyin’ Ted, Little Marco, Sleepy Joe, Pocahontas, Sloppy Steve, Ron DeSanctimonious, etc etc etc….um yeah, we teach children to stop name calling at a pretty early age. Most get it well before 78.
  15. Less censorship after electing the guy who says networks should have their licenses revoked, be fined, or prosecuted for saying things he doesn’t like? Gotdamn people are so stupid.
  16. They ain’t all been dry. - Jerry Jones, slurred
  17. Is that Ronald’s son?
  18. I’m thinking a Golden Guys sitcom. Roseanne Barr can make cameos as their landlord.
  19. If you're saying the Big 10 is a revenue leader because they play exciting football, I think that's an.....interesting opinion.
  20. Lewinsky told Vanity Fair in a 2018 interview that while her affair with the President was not sexual assault, it “constituted a gross abuse of power”. https://www.elle.com.au/culture/news/bill-clinton-monica-lewinsky-true-story-25869/
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