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gernblansten

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  1. More free McRib coupons than this board could use in the life span of tree golden retrievers.
  2. Based on what I've seen on the internet, when you turned 18 your friend's mom reminded you of that movie incident and showed you what it meant in multiple different ways.
  3. Urban Dictionary: The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels. Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level. An example: "Imagine staning for racist pedophile piece of shit." Or, just insert any "public figure I don't like".
  4. It has lessened of late, but the still used: "Tell me you don't _________ without telling me you don't __________" What seems to be popping up now like it's 20 years ago: "Imagine staning for _______________" Incredibly over used: "(any combination for 2-3 words) would be a great band name" Over/under 5 posts before "You know, 'Incredibly Over Used' would be a great band name" post
  5. Won’t have to fall. Jerry can trade the entire draft for him Saints/Ricky style for maximum entertainment.
  6. Good thing you're leaving, it is getting pretty chippy in here.
  7. The Heat reference is reasonable, but I disagree it's not an enjoyable ride with a nice little ending.
  8. NowThis stopped reading there:
  9. You think that dumb motherfucker can put one foot in front of the other?
  10. You don’t understand. They’re committing penalties on every play that don’t get called and we’re not doing anything wrong and getting penalties called on us!!!!!!
  11. Pineapple? You some kind of swinger or something? Wait, username and all.
  12. Shaping up a lot like last lights game. One team keeps looking like they’re dominating but somehow it’s a tie game.
  13. “If Texas can score a TD they need to fall down and not score too fast.” - Greg McElroy, probably
  14. I guess they’re not going to call offsides, defensive holding or pass interference!!!! Fucking in the bag for tOSU!!!!
  15. I mean, maybe just admit it was clearly a penalty instead liking posts that claim it’s a bad call.
  16. A little surprised by so many “neither of these teams can compete with UT or tOSU.” Sure, they could get blown out 41-14. But, it’s silly to act like teams that run the ball and play defense can’t possibly grind out a low scoring win.
  17. Shut up and just accept it’s always a ref conspiracy.
  18. His cousin Billysan Abdel Salucci.
  19. It's kind of like the NBA draft. You know what you're getting with the 23 year old 4 year college player, but you end up drafting the 19 year old from France because of what he might be. Sometimes it works out, other times it's a bust.
  20. If war were a foot, the first move is to clip the big toenail.
  21. Looked like Addison was wide open on the right.
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