Did I win? Where do I pick up my bus ticket for the all expense paid trip to Lake Texhoma? Do I have to pay taxes on the winnings? This is so exciting.
"A lot of people are saying he is. All the satellite radio experts say it. Some tremendous people say he's very nasty too. Believe me, I have a lot of money. It's incredible really. He's a huge loser."
No guarantee Arky scores because there's no guarantee the backup QB doesn't fumble a snap on the next play or the the center snaps a ground ball from nerves or holder bobbles the snap on a FG try. What was guaranteed by Tenner is they had to go score a TD with a freshman QB in a hostile road environment in a minute. Just like with aggy, you always have to give Arky the chance to drop the pop up.
Classic SEC formula. Trash schedule last year = big wins over SECSECSEC teams and a bowl win against a team whose best players opt out so top 10 for sure next year!
Harrell isn’t near the level of offensive coach as Petrino. Obviously, Petrino is on the backend of his career, but he’s also obviously improved Arky’s offense. There’s no reason to think Harrell could similarly improve OU’s offense, but it’d be hard to make it worse.
As a non-crazy person, I've always been against book burning, but I'm dreaming of a way to burn book posts in this thread.
Except for the dinosaur erotica, obviously.
I'm guessing there's a huge group chat with big time college and pro coaches who just constantly post to each other: "I called the perfect play Saturday and instead of the players doing it like I drew it up where every defender was blocked and the back runs it untouched for a 97 yard TD, two fucking guys missed their block and we only gained one yard. WTF guys!!!!! The motherfucking Xs and Os on the Ipad clearly shows it'll be a TD and somehow the players on the other team didn't get blocked by all our guys!!!! And guess what? Every play I draw up shows how it will be a TD, and only 3 times out of 68 plays called during the game resulted in TDs!!!! COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!!!"
Mike Johnson
Speaker of the House
H-232 U.S. Capital
Washington, D.C. 20515
Dear Speaker:
Attached is a letter that I received dated September 25, 2024. I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.
Very Truly Yours,
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
cc Vladimir V. Putin/Donald J. Trump
https://www.gq.com/story/cleveland-browns-letter-to-fan