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gernblansten

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  1. Casting call for Soprano's prequel.
  2. It really doesn't matter much who the QB or OC is when the OL cannot run block or pass protect and there's no difference making skill positions. You're basically hoping for defense or special teams scores to win games 21-17.
  3. “Sometimes, my brain worm takes control of my pants worm.” - probably RFK, Jr
  4. "Look, it doesn't matter that this particular woman's cat was able to escape the Haitian animal sacrifice meal, there are many other beloved pets in Springfield, Ohio that can't walk around their own yard without fear of being dinner for the 21,000,000 Haitians that Harris has dropped on the community in the last couple years. God bless this cat's strong survival instincts. But you have to know, if elected, Harris will not only take your guns, but she'll take your pets and a case of curry sauce and give them to illegal immigrants who had transgender sex changes and that's just the beginning of the downfall of what is becoming a third world country." - probably Vance's position
  5. I was really hoping you were going to respond with: "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter." - Satchel Paige
  6. Reporter: I understand you keep saying Trump doesn't agree with everything she says. Does he agree with her that Marjorie Taylor Greene's vagina bears a likeness to an Arby's sandwich? If he agrees, is it more Classic, Double, or Half Pound of slow roasted roast beef?
  7. A battle of wills, a bottle of wine Whichever one makes you feel fine I’ll meet you anywhere you want For fisticuffs and some taunts Dave and Perry had had it already by the fifth song of the night Voices were raised as the guitar raged and all that was left was to fight
  8. Don’t know where you play, but my experience is the cart girls usually equipped with a couple bombs.
  9. “Well, yeah, she’s only 3/5th of a person, right?” - MAGA
  10. UT-49 UTSA-17 363 yards 243/120/0
  11. PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you! BT: Well, that's not so easy. PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people! Barron, son of Donald! BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?
  12. This lunch counter make their onion rings in house, cause those can be hard to come by at times.
  13. Jesus dude, find a new meeting. That sounds like a sex addict being counseled by prostitutes.
  14. Victim blaming would be saying "he asked for it the way he was dressed and flaunting the watch." Simply saying he should have given up the watch is not victim blaming. Many would argue it's good sense to give up any material possession when confronted with a gun. Not everyone I guess, but typically, your life is worth more than a watch.
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