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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Trump: Wait, you're susceptible to scams? Let me tell you a little about how you can help me Make America Great Again for a very small, most people say the smallest, little bit of money. I can then follow up with you in 30 days on how just a little bit more can help me Save America.
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- My kid's teacher don't know no math!
- My kid's teacher don't know no math!
- Non Seasonal Family Insanity Thread
The Bogata girls, they wear them cut-off britches And then skinny little halters and they're second cousins to me Man, I dont care, I want to get between them With a great big 'ol hard-on Like an ol' Bodark fencepost That you can hang a pipe rail gate from Do some sister twisters till the cows come home And we'll be having us a time- A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
- This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
I like Gundy. College football is better with him in it. But, it's not like some random shirt showed up in the mail. On April 8, 2020 he was critical of the negative reporting of the "mainstream media" regarding Covid. Then, continued with this: "I tell you what's funny is, I was flipping through stations. I found one—I don't even know if anybody knows about this—it's called OAN. It's One America News. And it was so refreshing. They just report the news. There's no commentary. There's no opinions on this. There's no left. There's no right. They just reported the news. And I've been watching them the last week, because they're giving us the news and giving us more information—in my opinion—some of the positives are coming out. So, that was refreshing." Two days later, OAN emailed him to send him the shirt and Gundy immediately responded with enthusiasm. I don't know how anyone could watch OAN for any amount of time and claim it is not opinion based, but whatever, he made a mistake. It happens. As far as not knowing his position on any political issue, his full April 8, 2020 statement gives a pretty decent look into how he leans, and there's not anything wrong with that, as he's in line with about half the country.- Rando Bowl Appreciation Thread..lawn equipment, chips, tires (doing tire things), mufflers, fast food places galore
Arky just can’t figure out if SECSECSEC just means more or they didn’t want to be there.- What do you order at Whataburger?
NUH-UH!!!- We have a Dog Issue ("YES, we WILL talk about Bruno")
The hell you will! He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. He's gone through toll booths in every town and village from El Paso to Texarkana. He speaks day laborer, knows every local scam. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got all your roofing materials already.- Willie Mcginest not living the Patriot way
You don't just take the Tripplehorn's reservation and think there won't be consequences.- No, Mike Leach, YOU'RE awesome! [Pirates Last Voyage]
I prefer these: "A&M wants to rip on our fans and all that. Our fans are as good as their fans are. One thing our fans don't do is sit around and whine about other teams' fans. A&M spent a significant part of the week whining about what our fans are like." More on the same: "It's interesting to me that all these Aggies—whether they're at A&M or here—are sitting around with halos over their heads and they have some divine expertise on fanmanship. I just don't believe that's the case. For the record, I think our fans are better than the Aggie fans." On the Aggie Corps of Cadets: "How come they get to pretend they are soldiers? The thing is, they aren't actually in the military. I ought to have Mike's Pirate School. The freshmen, all they get is the bandanna. When you're a senior, you get the sword and skull and crossbones. For homework, we'll work pirate maneuvers and stuff like that."- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Are they going to have enough players or will they have to forfeit their bowl ga......nevermind.- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
"Well, I can't fucking go home, where am I supposed to watch the game?!?!"- Huge Piece of Shit and alleged Woman Abuser Chris Beard has been hired at Mississippi
if "If glasses are broke, you're allowed to choke."- Off Grid Alaska
- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Robinson just started following Pepe Silvia!- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
The only aggy that is bowl eligible.- Did Benajmin Watson Beat Some Ass off the Set of this Halftime Show?
"Peter Burns don't watch the Oscars?!?!"- Official 2022 Bitch about Family - Holiday Insanity
Telling her "no thanks, I'm comfortable, think I'll just stay" would kick this thread up a notch.- Loser cunt Kari Lake is holding Trumpy rallies now
On first glance you might think the guy in the American flag pants failure, but then you realize he isn't because he goes home to Starla at night.- Shit I've Cooked Lately
Do you drizzle with the breast milk? Or, is it formula? Which did Tucci use?- Las Vegas go hard or go home thread
Nice couple of days. Javier's: dungeness crab enchiladas and jalapeno margaritas Piero's: martini, stone crab, caesar salad, linguine & clams, bottle of Barbaresco Lotus of Siam: garlic prawns, nam kao tod, duck noodle, various beers Bouchon: chicken and waffle, bloody marys Mon Ami Gabi: spicy andouille sausage benedict, bloody marys- Jimbo 2023: Watch.The.Tape.
Well, you don't need a $40 million dollars to not work, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit. - My kid's teacher don't know no math!
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