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smwhorn

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  1. Careful. People will neg you if you bitch about Osuna.
  2. smwhorn replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Thanks to the fine folks on Surly, I got the last one in the locked cabinet at Spec's (at least that's what they told me). I sent a pic of it to a buddy and he told me they have several on the shelf at Total Wine.
  3. smwhorn replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    at spec's downtown?
  4. Who among us didn't take the car out for a joyride at age 8? I did actually get caught at age 15 driving our car. Ford Grenada. I did not drive it 87 mph.
  5. Page One. With a boner.
  6. smwhorn replied to Jimbaround's topic in Food and Travel
    Was in Louisville this weekend and toured Wild Turkey, Buffalo Trace and Woodford. We also did an in town tasting at Old Forrester.
  7. I'm reading this now. I'm about 1/4 the way through it. I can't put it down.
  8. Well UH discriminates. Everyone knows that. Time to file a lawsuit. https://www.chron.com/sports/cougars/article/Lawsuit-accuses-UH-of-discrimination-in-football-14363564.php
  9. smwhorn replied to Patricio Swayze's topic in Daily Texan
    Surly poster forgot snek at TSA checkpoint? https://www.chron.com/news/article/TSA-says-traveler-forgot-snake-at-Newark-security-14364964.php Apparently the snek will not be returned to its rightful owner.
  10. crap. just saw it in the Astros thread. my bad. please don't delete user.
  11. Sort of. https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-Octavio-Dotel-arrested-drug-ring-Dominican-14364187.php
  12. smwhorn replied to dcbc's topic in Books
    Just finished The Outsider. Very good read. Definitely worth the effort. I first started reading King when Salem's Lot came out. I was about 13. That was a long damn time ago. I just keep asking myself book after book -- how the fuck does he think this shit up?
  13. mofo says we're starting to bore him.
  14. That's probably a good point. Maybe I should revise it to add something like "that graduated in four years."
  15. Fake news. No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas). Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.
  16. He smokes about $40K per month. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2849549-mike-tyson-says-he-smokes-about-40k-of-marijuana-every-month?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=referral That seems like a lot. Not judging. Just commenting. He is a heavyweight.
  17. Bump. Any Surlyfolk seen this movie?
  18. Well call me scared then. He's looked shaky over the last month. We fucking need him.
  19. Go fuck yourself. 0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games. 1-3. 4.66 ERA in last 30 games. Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.
  20. http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.
  21. Never played it. Not once. As a freshman in Jester, we would stay up night after night in those lounges by the elevator lobby and play 42. A significant portion of my mediocre GPA is attributable to this fine game.
  22. Ichiro. Yordan is a lot like Ichiro.
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