Everything posted by smwhorn
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2019 Houston Astros Thread
Careful. People will neg you if you bitch about Osuna.
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Bourbon
Thanks to the fine folks on Surly, I got the last one in the locked cabinet at Spec's (at least that's what they told me). I sent a pic of it to a buddy and he told me they have several on the shelf at Total Wine.
- Bourbon
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Boy, 8, wrecks mum's car after joyriding it down motorway at 112mph (again)
Who among us didn't take the car out for a joyride at age 8? I did actually get caught at age 15 driving our car. Ford Grenada. I did not drive it 87 mph.
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Breaking Bad Movie
Page One. With a boner.
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Bourbon
Was in Louisville this weekend and toured Wild Turkey, Buffalo Trace and Woodford. We also did an in town tasting at Old Forrester.
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Favorite books you've read in the last few years
I'm reading this now. I'm about 1/4 the way through it. I can't put it down.
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Tell me about UH
Well UH discriminates. Everyone knows that. Time to file a lawsuit. https://www.chron.com/sports/cougars/article/Lawsuit-accuses-UH-of-discrimination-in-football-14363564.php
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¡Snek!
Surly poster forgot snek at TSA checkpoint? https://www.chron.com/news/article/TSA-says-traveler-forgot-snake-at-Newark-security-14364964.php Apparently the snek will not be returned to its rightful owner.
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Cedric Benson has passed away - RIP 🤘
or any other thread. please.
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Beisbol been good to Octavio Dotel
crap. just saw it in the Astros thread. my bad. please don't delete user.
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Beisbol been good to Octavio Dotel
Sort of. https://www.chron.com/sports/astros/article/Astros-Octavio-Dotel-arrested-drug-ring-Dominican-14364187.php
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The Stephen King Thread
Just finished The Outsider. Very good read. Definitely worth the effort. I first started reading King when Salem's Lot came out. I was about 13. That was a long damn time ago. I just keep asking myself book after book -- how the fuck does he think this shit up?
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ShaggyTexas Handover
mofo says we're starting to bore him.
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This thread is reserved for Snacks to tell it.
- Mike Tyson likes to get stoned
That's probably a good point. Maybe I should revise it to add something like "that graduated in four years."- Mike Tyson likes to get stoned
Fake news. No one on the planet smoked more doobage than me from 1980-1984 (coincidentally my four years as an undergrad at the University of Texas). Unfortunately, other than an occasional trip to Colorado, not much to brag about since.- Mike Tyson likes to get stoned
He smokes about $40K per month. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2849549-mike-tyson-says-he-smokes-about-40k-of-marijuana-every-month?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_campaign=editorial&utm_medium=referral That seems like a lot. Not judging. Just commenting. He is a heavyweight.- Kyler Murray - The Savior or Satan of OU Football
#MeToo- The Art of Racing in the Rain
Bump. Any Surlyfolk seen this movie?- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Well call me scared then. He's looked shaky over the last month. We fucking need him.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Go fuck yourself. 0-1 8.10 ERA in last 7 games. 1-3. 4.66 ERA in last 30 games. Osuna, like I said three weeks ago, scares me.- The meth you found in my vagina is not mine.
http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.- Dominoes, come at me bro
Never played it. Not once. As a freshman in Jester, we would stay up night after night in those lounges by the elevator lobby and play 42. A significant portion of my mediocre GPA is attributable to this fine game.- 2019 Houston Astros Thread
Ichiro. Yordan is a lot like Ichiro. - Mike Tyson likes to get stoned
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