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SKJ

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Everything posted by SKJ

  1. Not scrawny enough
  2. Man, i only made it about halfway through to the part about him causing his good pal to miss gender whatever surgery. I can't imagine having read that whole thing.
  3. No, theDerel holds that title now and forever
  4. SKJ replied to SKJ's topic in Cloak Room
    I'm sure this post means something. Just can't figure out what it is.
  5. Were your parents related?
  6. SKJ replied to SKJ's topic in Cloak Room
    You don't know who killer Mike is? Ok, cool. So now, according to 3 degrees of bad teammate, Bernie now has to co-sign every lyric from killer Mike ever written
  7. Except it's the exact same process. As in, exactly. It's the exact same process in a frying pan, on a gas grill, on a char grill, on a flat top, in a skillet, or over a fucking campfire.
  8. SKJ replied to SKJ's topic in Cloak Room
    Yeah, clearly he's Yang's buddy. Now so the same bullshit exercise with Bernie.
  9. Uh... What? I can't wait to hear this...
  10. But you also have no idea how to grill a burger. I submit that being able to grill a burger is man shit 101.
  11. I'm not sure how to take this. You melt the cheese on the burger while it cooks You think cold veg on a burger unmelts cheese?
  12. I'm not sure how to take this. You melt the cheese on the burger while it cooks You think cold veg on a burger unmelts cheese?
  13. All the fucking time.
  14. Damn... https://www.npr.org/2019/06/18/733715759/humongous-horns-texas-longhorn-from-alabama-sets-guinness-world-record
  15. I've been standing with my hand inside my chef's coat for a while now, just kinda waiting for my meteoric rise
  16. One big shitty problem with interstate commerce crimes, particularly with triggering federal laws when considering telephone conversations. If someone calls you from a cell phone out of state and discusses a marijuana transaction, it could be a federal conspiracy, even if you didn't know they were out of state when they called you. That's also kind of a big deal in large metroplexes that straddle state lines.
  17. SKJ replied to SKJ's topic in Cloak Room
    I bet after Yang gang was brought up he's called it Yang bang ever since
  18. The whole special is amazing From "elephant in the room"
  19. SKJ replied to SKJ's topic in Cloak Room
    It's not paperwork. I'm guessing you've never had to go through it.
  20. Ummmm... You know, I don't know what the fuck any of that shit has to do with anything... Just pay them the same as men. But facts are facts. The men's team is trash. The women are way better. Do I think the women's team could beat the men's? Who gives a fuck. They win world cups.
  21. Shit's borked
  22. Well, they did just lose to Jamaica and Venezuela
  23. Ha ha ha a fuck you pussy. You must be one of the clowns that try to play on our men's team
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