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Chrispy

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Everything posted by Chrispy

  1. Fox is raping them.
  2. Especially CNN’s.
  3. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Who is Nathan Fielder?
  4. Don Lemon still has a show? No wonder CNN’s ratings are terrible.
  5. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    No troll, just a proud Cruz voter. I will admit that the image of spittle covered computer screens and furious pounding of keyboards in anger can be amusing, but it’s not my primary goal.
  6. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    You rang?
  7. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Seriously. Who are all these people that answer the door for solicitors?
  8. I just googled it, which side is using this term and towards whom?
  9. Brother-in-law lives out here. He’s been pretty icy towards me since he learned I voted for Trump, but I’m trying to keep the missus happy.
  10. I’ve been in Breckenridge all week, what did I miss?
  11. Well, fear is a great motivator. Hell, look at the post above yours, that lunatic is worried about a Fourth Reich.
  12. Wife and I did our part to keep The Woodlands red. I was pleasantly surprised by the enthusiasm on our side honestly because I’ve sensed apathy for a long time.
  13. Don’t accept the money, pretty straightforward.
  14. Small? We’ve given them billions of dollars.
  15. Ouch, I thought you may have some insight is all.
  16. Yes, there’s a reason you can hear crickets in this thread... turns out most people don’t want our country to be invaded, who could’ve figured?
  17. Can you ask about the head nodding back and forth when talking?
  18. No, I think it was Bush, at least that was the talking point in the early 2000’s. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
  19. Yeah, well, I’m sure it’s funny to you, but I’m running out of room on my lapel pin.
  20. Oh, you hurt me so good. I’m hoping this re-education camp on Surly can straighten me out. Being a racist, homophobe, bigot, etc. can be awfully lonely.
  21. You better acquiesce to their groupthink or you’re going to end up a social pariah and bigot like me.
  22. Yep, that’s the one. It will be a big part of his 2020 platform I’m sure.
  23. I believe he’s referencing wall funding and expedited due process, but I’m not sure it’s very feasible. Our immigration courts are overwhelmed and mobs of this size simply can not be processed without a major overhaul. I did give a heartily chuckle when Trump applauded Mexico for attempting to stop the migrants, as if they actually did.
  24. Did the Republicans surreptitiously form this horde? Perfect timing for the midterms.
  25. No, not impossible. I’ve already stated, too many times for most, that it’s about decreasing the likelihood of such an occurrence. The less men wandering into women’s restrooms, the better in my estimation.
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