Everything posted by Chrispy
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Dumbest Political Comment Ever?
How she continues to be elected I’ll never quite understand, but damn if she isn’t entertaining.
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Strzok Testimony
Look at me, I’m more virtuous than you!
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I was referencing elite sports, you know the ones that are “slaves” to corporations.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Sports are a result of the capitalist patriarchy, don’t you get it?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
No issue, I just found their very public meltdowns amusing. Although, much like your posts, one can not help but feel a tinge of sympathy.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
It’s not often I indulge in drugs or Mountain Dew, maybe Coke with some whiskey, but that’s a fairly rare occasion. I hope that when the constitution is fully intact in 2020, or preferably 2024, you make the long and arduous journey back to the realm of sanity.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
If you feel so inclined to cling to these imaginary numbers as though they actualize the fabricated reality inside your head, it’s my wont to not interfere.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
A poll is a fact? Lulz.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I typically view polls with a jaundiced eye, as they’ve proven unreliable. Cling to this number as a life raft if you must, though, I won’t interfere.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I don’t believe you to be stupid, just emotionally fragile.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I think I passed by you on Congress one time, you were peddling these aluminum flowers and barking similar drivel.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
That’s the hyperbole I was referencing, thank you.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I need more arm flailing, falling to one’s knees, etc. The hysteria is lacking, so it doesn’t compare to the hilarity of 2016.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Oof, that should settle the matter.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Bless your heart, I’m glad someone’s looking out for the student’s feelings.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well, my dad can beat up your dad. Rob sounds like a real hoot. We must protect these poor student’s virgin ears and indulge their infantilism fantasy, lest Shapiro’s words do irreparable damage.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
We cry from laughter, David. It’s absolutely glorious.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
This dweeb is so incredibly imposing that college students deem him too dangerous to speak on their campus. I’m thinking more safe spaces with soft, fluffy teddy bears will help soothe the traumatized students.
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Cruz vs Beto
Ted Cruz will be at the Cypress Trail Hideout this afternoon, for those that live near the Houston area and are interested.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
I’m actually inclined to agree with your general sentiment, I found the offer rather odd. Now, we differ in that I’m a fan of Shapiro and it was bewildering to learn that he deemed AOC worthy of his time and energy. While her stammering and pregnant pauses would be entertaining, there’s very little for Shapiro to gain from such an event.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well um, like, I feel that um, he’s like a mean white person, and um like, there’s enough pain in the world already, so like, yeah.
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The danger of Hugo's Russia derangement syndrome
Бедный Hugo...
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2018 Longhorns Fall Practice/Football Season Thread
Well, it’s certainly worse than I thought. I appreciate the insight, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m in dire need of a beta blocker.
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Frontline: Documenting Hate - Charlottesville
I’m not sure what’s more humorous, the fact that it’s a black and white photo or that you’re searching for the KKK on your computer.