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Chrispy

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Everything posted by Chrispy

  1. The Russian population is in the middle of a serious decline, that’s for sure. The USCB estimates that by 2050, the population will shrink by 20% to a mere 111 million people. They average 15 deaths per 1,000 people per year, while the world average is 9. I was stunned to discover that the life expectancy of a Russian male is only 59 years old, alcoholism being the main culprit. Combine this issue with low birth rates, high abortion rates, and very minimal immigration and you have a disaster on your hands.
  2. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    You sure are tough to impress Jimmy, have a good evening.
  3. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Naw, only 30. We were more of a Simpsons family growing up, however.
  4. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Marvin Zindler, eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyeeee witness news.
  5. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Ohhhh, King of the Hill. Now it all makes sense, clever reference.
  6. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    No, I’m very confused at the moment though.
  7. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I haven’t the foggiest, enlighten me.
  8. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Born and raised, although your obsession with my origin is becoming unsettling.
  9. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I don’t understand the reference.
  10. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    What did I win?
  11. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    4th and 5, I somehow missed the 2nd part of your question.
  12. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Damn, what a great song.
  13. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Considering the redneck town I hail from, you have no idea how much that means to me. Thank you.
  14. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Mother in law called the wife, so I’m off the hook for dinner. Much to the chagrin of Surly, apparently.
  15. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    That’s a good question. I suppose if you compounded the excess spending with a sudden espousing of border laxation and a disdain of the 2nd amendment, I would have no choice but to abstain from voting. Even then, it would’ve only been an accumulation of policies gone awry that altered my decision.
  16. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I was born and raised in a suburb north of Houston, so spare me the diction analysis.
  17. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I’ve considered it.
  18. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I simply have a different political belief than you do, discarding me as a troll is fascinating but an ultimately ineffectual endeavor. I rather enjoy these discussions and earnestly hope that I’ll learn something in return.
  19. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I’ve been reduced to tautology at this point and it appears my efforts have been in vain. I’ve voted Republican my entire life, I’ve never claimed otherwise. If presented with a viable alternative, I’ll reassess my position.
  20. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    It’s almost time for Sunday dinner, so forgive my brevity on this particular response. No, in your hypothetical I would still vote Republican, as the alternative would be an even less desirable outcome.
  21. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Compartmentalization is how one manages life, this shouldn’t be some foreign concept to you. I vote Republican because I believe in a number of their platforms, I’m puzzled by your insistence that I ascribe my motivations to an imaginary value system of your construction.
  22. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    No, I will be voting Cruz. Regard me as complicit in some form or fashion if you must, but my personally held views are more aligned with the Republican Party.
  23. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    You’re placing my beliefs in an imaginary hierarchical structure that has been completely fabricated inside your head. Asking me to elucidate my reasoning for voting Republican was the extent of the exercise, I believe. Your difficultly digesting the answers doesn’t require my participation.
  24. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    I’m not posing as a Trump supporter, I’m merely explaining my conservative views. I find the hostility to said views amusing, albeit confusing.
  25. Chrispy replied to Washpark's topic in Cloak Room
    Well, I never said they were more important, that’s a misrepresentation on your part. I prefer strict border enforcement, a party friendly to the 2nd amendment, and I’m ecstatic that the SC is trending conservative.
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