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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. He is giving them every piece of paperwork he can get his hands on. Lucky for him the incriminating stuff is on the top shelf.
  2. No, you have it all backwards. The immigrants are the ones bringing The Trans and The Sharia Law that says you have to use Litter Boxes. That's why the world loves us. We're the Hottest Country. Soccer ticket sales are Through the Roof.
  3. I was thinking the same. I hate that we have to game this out, but I think we have to game this out. He has to be the weakest Republican against Talarico (spare me the "nothing's gonna happen" defeatist bullshit). And even though he is clearly a worse person than Cornyn (although it's a "shit sandwich versus shit sandwich with shards of glass in it" situation), it won't make a difference once they're in office, since they're still going to vote with the Orange Messiah every time. And maybe, he'll do less damage in Washington than he will in Austin, right?
  4. Olympics lead-in, plus it's been on cable the last several years.
  5. Why would Chip Roy want Cruz's endorsement? If I was Roy and Cruz offered to do a commercial for me, my response would be, "Hey Ted, thank you so much for your concern. I really appreciate your support, but I think I'm good. Wait, what's that? You heard that I gave amazing head to our Der Fuhrer? Oh well, people like to talk, ha ha, am I right? No, the truth is I tried to swallow his whole member, but I actually gagged and couldn't finish ... oh no, I know it's, well, let's say ... fun size, but I just couldn't do it. My opponent on the other hand, oh you really should check him out, he swallowed it all down with no problem. If you're looking to endorse someone, he might be it."
  6. I thought you were a grown man, but maybe not.
  7. Are we sure that gofundme is legit? My first thought is obviously that it's a scam and nothing on that page disabuses me of that notion.
  8. She'll be headed straight to Minsk after the Olympics.
  9. Missing the last five months might be a blessing in disguise for a Liverpool fan. But seriously, my biggest fear is that this World Cup is remembered like the 1936 Summer Olympics.
  10. And Arabic numerals are sharia law.
  11. I'm going with
  12. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
  13. Boy are you going to be in for a shock when you find out what language the Bible was written in. Ha, ha, I'm just messing with you. Don't worry. It was always written in English!
  14. Yep. At least for Travis County, the training is online and didn't take long at all. I finished it last night.
  15. As an Aggie, I assume you learned this lesson early in life.
  16. My hope is that this becomes the most used gif on the internet. That or greenshirtguylaughing. Anything but that fucking nothinggonnahappen gif which I will now neg on site.
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