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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. As an Aggie, I assume you learned this lesson early in life.
  2. My hope is that this becomes the most used gif on the internet. That or greenshirtguylaughing. Anything but that fucking nothinggonnahappen gif which I will now neg on site.
  3. Not yet. Our long-time government teacher retired last year, so I'm filling that role now. In fact, I'm about to start the training to become a deputy registrar so I can collect their voter registration cards. And the students are the ones pushing me to do it. As shitty as things are these days, the kids are alright.
  4. That's an unpopular opinion? I celebrate fried potatoes in all forms, but I thought everyone agreed that tots rule them all. I could see an argument for well-seasoned curly fries over tots, but that's it.
  5. How awful is ICE? Awful enough that they make tow truck drivers look like decent human beings.
  6. Biggest snowflake ever.
  7. I don't feel comfortable with this anti-dentite language.
  8. Does she physically take the order from the judge? No, her secretary does that. Or they're faxed.
  9. Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net. With that girl from the bus.
  10. That fucking smirk when he says "No". What a little bitch.
  11. I wonder if he ever went to Spain before he passed.
  12. If ever there was a headline that so succintly summed up the Trump Experience.
  13. I hope to God this is true, but are 1-900 numbers still a thing? I cannot imagine paying money to call and actually have to talk to people about anything. If my wife was dying in our home, I would first consider texting 911 before actually calling.
  14. On the hot-crazy metric, Yasmin is definitely as far as you can get into the top-right corner.
  15. Seen on bluesky (but it won't post here): Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
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