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Rudiger

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Everything posted by Rudiger

  1. By definition, wouldn’t a total package also be fast?
  2. Best epitaph ever.
  3. Touché. But then again, Quato was leader of the Martian resistance, so he had that going for him.
  4. Or maybe like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
  5. I live on the coast 15 miles west of San Juan. The constant strong breeze makes so much of a difference.
  6. “Please sir, can I have some Mao?”
  7. There are definitely casinos in PR. Assuming you'll be in San Juan, there's one in the Renaissance, one in the Marriott, and one in the Fairmont, all on the beach in Condado.
  8. All hat no rally.
  9. 6% of revenue? Twitter could be facing literally hundreds of dollars in fines people!
  10. Rudiger replied to ztejas's topic in Futbol
    Why not? I mean, it worked out well for Freddy Adu’s career!
  11. Why not just cast/encase it in a metal square and keep it with you? The bastard ain’t going anywhere, and you can release him when you’re finally ready to check out.
  12. I guess that’s why it says toaster on the side.
  13. Nailed it.
  14. VY always looked like he was only jogging when he was going top speed, but somehow he would just be gone. That’s a freak.
  15. And yet, pretty much everything reported in this puff piece underscores how much of a sociopath she is.
  16. As a matter of federal law, no. Town of Castle Rock v. Gonzales, 545 U.S. 748 (2005). As a matter of Texas law? You must be new here.
  17. He ain’t upstanding after the crowbar attack.
  18. Why are they shoveling snow into the tractor instead of, you know, just using the tractor?
  19. They’d have to be able to read a book for one of those.
  20. If he has an offer to Yale he should go to Yale.
  21. Rudiger replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Other Sports
    It’s a real wonder how he got that big gut.
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