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Junior Bonner

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Everything posted by Junior Bonner

  1. JFC. He can’t wait to hear? Thanks for fucking sharing. Useless.
  2. Really, @texifornia? You too? I swam in college also! I mean, not competitively or anything. And maybe not “swam” per se. More like floated. In pools and lakes and rivers. Using inner tubes and other flotation devices. While I drank beer. Anyway, small world…
  3. 247 composite added On3 to its rankings and updated the 5-stars https://247sports.com/LongFormArticle/college-football-recruiting-rankings-247Sports-Composite-Arch-Manning-Malachi-Nelson-188260204/
  4. Is Vasek the guy whose father couldn’t gain weight in college? If so he’s definitely not a take, right? I mean, he’s genetically predisposed to being weight-gain averse. Can’t imagine why we even offered him…
  5. We won! Texas Men’s Golf National Champions. Light The Tower!
  6. Vandy Law 3Ls used to road-trip there every year, getting smashed on the buses on the way down and back. Tradition stopped before I got there because some graceful gent tried to moon another vehicle and fell out the back of a bus. Fucking lawyers…
  7. Horns playing for another Natty…
  8. Cool! Let’s name the defense! Coach K’s Kommandos!
  9. Seven others have NOT found a new place to play. Not sure who they are…
  10. it's difficult to disagree with this...
  11. Can we have one nice thread here, celebrating something pleasant, without someone immediately shitting on the fucking parade…
  12. He’s being very generous by labeling aggy bags as “NIL.”
  13. No. I’d say I’m cautiously over-optimistic. Or perhaps recklessly optimistic.
  14. Wasn’t he one of The Beach Boys ?
  15. For the money I’m paying here, I really expect higher quality news, and more of it. Mostly of the sunshine variety. I’ve a mind to talk to the manager….
  16. For the record, I’ve never touched anyone’s cherry…
  17. London Fletcher was 5’10” His film looks pretty good. We have any better prospects?
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