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Junior Bonner

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Everything posted by Junior Bonner

  1. I’m feeling very confident about Addison. Except when I don’t. Then I feel sad. Or kind of “well, bye!” But it’s trending upward now. Then back downward. It’s a volatile, stable situation, filled with turmoil. And peace.
  2. Can we get something a little more official, maybe? After all, it IS after dark…
  3. He’s never had anything more than a commitment tweet, and that’s been gone for awhile. He’s said very good things about Texas since then.
  4. Oh FFS. That fucking squid. I’d like to deep fry that motherfucker and serve him with cocktail sauce..
  5. This. I choose to believe this. Addison’s in the calculator…
  6. Me. I never threw a single pick in a spring game. True story…
  7. Hypothetically speaking, if a particularly witty post was (obviously) mistakenly purged with other, lesser posts, would the poster nonetheless retain the multitude of positive reaction points received for said post? Just curious….
  8. So, are we at the one yard line? Are the corches confident? Let’s hear from our trusted Surly insiders! I need some of that tasty, fresh, organic, gluten-free, non-alcoholic, low calorie inside scoop! NOW!
  9. Eight years ago, the wisdom of Skip Bayless…
  10. Jordan fucking Addison is in town and y’all are fucking around in some sissy slap fight about Malcolm fucking Epps. FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread.
  11. Jesus Christ on a fucking cracker. Did someone invite the fucking football board over here? If I wanted to watch miserable plays from last year’s miserable games I’d be on fucking YouTube. Cease and fucking desist with this fucking horseshit. Thank you in advance for your fucking attention to this fucking matter.
  12. Dude, know your audience. You just described the quintessential surly poster. And got mad because, well, we’re unreasonable, unrealistic, and entitled. That’s what we do. That’s who we are. Join us. It’s magnificently miserable in here. Just the way we like it.
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