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DaggerHorns

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Everything posted by DaggerHorns

  1. It will not create a feces.
  2. I think that’s what makes us have such a high standard. We lose our fucking minds when we lose 1 game. We want to shut down the program, kill all of our coaches and insist that each one of us would’ve called a better game with a head full of whiskey, a mouth full of Copenhagen, and belly full of brisket. I take pride in understating what our program has accomplished. I would much rather it be this way than like aggy. They get one five star recruit and start creating hashtags about how they run the entire state. You keep celebrating those 2 loss seasons and I’ll keep losing my mind when we lose one fucking game. I’m ok with that.
  3. I did it in Key West once. It was fun. It seems really fucking stupid to be parasailing next to the bridge that was in the movie “True Lies.”
  4. Now there’s someone who could really ride the dinghy…
  5. You mean: IPIHB is the proper forum.
  6. Have her practice on a banana first, then move up to a cucumber. She could be the most popular girl above and below deck.
  7. You’re absolutely shitfaced before noon on Memorial Day. Awesome.
  8. Apparently he killed his grandma and was running.
  9. Negged for the non-jizz version.
  10. This sure was interesting. I went from, “yeah he was probably wasted” to “I shouldn’t make such judegement” and now it went to blackout booze levels and ketamine. What a rollercoaster.
  11. It will be so fun when Max is responsible for LSU winning, again…
  12. DaggerHorns replied to Wally Pryor's topic in Football
    Poor bastard. I hope life eventually works out for him.
  13. This was my question too. People are dying, lol???
  14. You use Verizon? You’re such a psychopath.
  15. Yes, once the Russians are all killed.
  16. This would never happen in Austin, our social workers make everyone behave.
  17. It’s true, she’s got that trophy right next to her for proof.
  18. “Sorry I was late. My flight was delayed. We were all waiting for DJ Soda to take off her Fuck pants.”
  19. He has an enormous amount of tolerance for rape, sexual assault and child molestation. I wonder what the Big 10 will do now…
  20. So….just like 70% of surly posters.
  21. I don’t recall getting measured by anyone.
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