Everything posted by DaggerHorns
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
It will not create a feces.
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Texas has won the 2021-2022 Directors Cup
I think that’s what makes us have such a high standard. We lose our fucking minds when we lose 1 game. We want to shut down the program, kill all of our coaches and insist that each one of us would’ve called a better game with a head full of whiskey, a mouth full of Copenhagen, and belly full of brisket. I take pride in understating what our program has accomplished. I would much rather it be this way than like aggy. They get one five star recruit and start creating hashtags about how they run the entire state. You keep celebrating those 2 loss seasons and I’ll keep losing my mind when we lose one fucking game. I’m ok with that.
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Parasailing death seems like a horrible way to die.
I did it in Key West once. It was fun. It seems really fucking stupid to be parasailing next to the bridge that was in the movie “True Lies.”
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Semester at Sea
- Semester at Sea
Now there’s someone who could really ride the dinghy…- Semester at Sea
You mean: IPIHB is the proper forum.- Semester at Sea
Have her practice on a banana first, then move up to a cucumber. She could be the most popular girl above and below deck.- Johnny (football?) Manziel
You’re absolutely shitfaced before noon on Memorial Day. Awesome.- Tell me about German Shorthaired Pointers
They have spots. Get one.- [News/Updates] Mass Shooting at Robb Elementary Uvalde - 5/24/2022
Apparently he killed his grandma and was running.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Negged for the non-jizz version.- Dwayne Haskins dead
This sure was interesting. I went from, “yeah he was probably wasted” to “I shouldn’t make such judegement” and now it went to blackout booze levels and ketamine. What a rollercoaster.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
It will be so fun when Max is responsible for LSU winning, again…- Drew Brees
Poor bastard. I hope life eventually works out for him.- South Central Milwaukee whats wrong with you...
This was my question too. People are dying, lol???- Tell Me About Texas a&m
You use Verizon? You’re such a psychopath.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yes, once the Russians are all killed.- Fuck this city.
This would never happen in Austin, our social workers make everyone behave.- Русский корабль - иди нахуй
It’s true, she’s got that trophy right next to her for proof.- Distraught, Disruptive DJ Disrobes and Displays Derrière
“Sorry I was late. My flight was delayed. We were all waiting for DJ Soda to take off her Fuck pants.”- Mark Emmert quits NCAA
He has an enormous amount of tolerance for rape, sexual assault and child molestation. I wonder what the Big 10 will do now…- Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
I agree.- Nuclear/Catastrophe Planning
I disagree.- Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.
So….just like 70% of surly posters.- We're 59th in World Penis Size. USA! USA!
I don’t recall getting measured by anyone. - Semester at Sea
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