Everything posted by DaggerHorns
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I just want to thank the Longhorn Football program
You don’t have to pretend….
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Meta World Least
He’s always been a fan of tube steak or little meat sicles.
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Hasta La Vista, Asshole. Columbian Druglord captured.
- Last Real Big 12 Championship Game watch
This is uncharacteristic as we usually have this discussion in early November. We always discuss the Rubik’s cube of 7 other teams and the exact shit they have to do for us to be in the championship conversation. It’s always a fun talk, then we end up fucking it up on something as little as making an extra point against a basketball school.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
I keep thinking about how big of a piece of shit the parents are but I keep reminding myself they raised a murderer and I shouldn’t expect too much out of them.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/10/20/us/brian-laundrie-update-gabby-petito/index.html Here we go!- NFL Fans going goon not going away
Think about how much of your life you’ve spent on a football message board. These aren’t chicks you’re talking about.- Respect for the defense
Sanders is dog shit. Our defense got bent over and banged like a cheap screen door on a double wide in Stillwater during a tornado.- [BAN HAMMER THREAD] Washington St fires HC and assistants - Football only
Dammit. I thought the thread title said ‘Texas Longhorns’ instead of ‘Washington St’ Carry on.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
Like, one is an accident and the other is completely on purpose. That would be different.- School Shooting in Arlington?
You completely blacked out and forgot you were posting on surlyhorns- Tell me about TCU
Fatterson is such a fucking pussy. He always runs his mouth about something that doesn’t bounce his way.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Jesus, this is beautiful.- What a Weekend Bender
Daaaayuuum!!! What a weekend bender!!!- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Agreed, it’s almost as if he would kill a meaningless radio announcer.- Gameday coming to Dallas, beeches
Avatar checks out…- Good win by Sark today.
I’ll give you another shot on this one. Given that we were in Ft. Worth, do you really think it was an “Irish jig?”- TX/ou thread of hate filled Haiku - 2021
Lick my nuts Smoke meth in your trailer Lick them good- That ain't Shelley, Urban...
I have so many questions for this thread. I’m completely unsure on where to start….- WTF is wrong with people? 16-yo kid outside Houston tries to "roll coal" on cyclists, runs them over instead; walks free
I’ve done some serious fucking on a busy highway before.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
Good for you. I still want to dig my eyes out with a claw hammer and soup ladle when I see this.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
You go straight to the depths of hell for posting this you dirty dirty dirty son of a bitch!!!!! (didn’t quote picture to prevent suicide on a Friday afternoon)- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
How much? I’ll bring it to the tailgate Saturday.- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
Bingo. It’s unfortunate that few people understand this today. The media wants stories that enrage people so it gets more clicks. They are the ones that force feed stories to us. Merica!- Gabby Petito case - Dude comes back from couple's cross-country road trip; she's missing, he's silent
Finally, someone sees it! When bitches act up around me, I just kill them, leave their cold dead body in a remote area and disappear from the authorities. - Last Real Big 12 Championship Game watch
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