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Gordon Shumway

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  1. If they name this after Rudy "Fucking" Ruettiger I am out. That movie was shit and the dude is an asshole.
  2. TX - 35 OU - 17 TX Rushing 198 OU Rushing 95 Spread 103
  3. You with an Aggie 9.95er article is just like when Mozart sits down to paint. All aggie jokes aside, i couldn't imagine turning that article over to my boss or editor and say "this is perfect, its ready to print." It is in all honesty an incoherent mess that says nothing. No way in hell he should be proud of that work product. Also, I couldnt even imagine turning this over to an editor
  4. I normally let some of you more eloquent posters like Romavicta pick these apart, but holy shit the highlighted portions are too great to pass up. This is the hard hitting investigative reporting you want to pay for.
  5. I love mine too, wore it to the Michigan game.
  6. Just wildly speculating whether Arch becomes the first $100 million dollar a year quarterback in the NFL. If he continues on his current path he will be drafted in 2026 or 2027 meaning his second contract will be for 2030 or 2031. With the way QB contracts are escalating would someone like Jayden Daniels already get there, or would it be someone in the Arch's class or later be the first to $100 million? Edited to highlight that i am wildly speculating. More of an exercise in QB salary using Arch as an example.
  7. This. I can't stand that. Also, let the cheerleaders start the Texas Fight cheer, not the idiot running around with the microphone.
  8. I want to beat Venable's ass for this crap too.
  9. I was about to ask if that was her, but no way she would have needed to open her mouth that wide.
  10. Maybe someone could do some research and dig up how they came up with the sweet nickname for the bulldog. That has to be a great story.
  11. Texas - 56 Miss St. - 10 Total yards 600
  12. Texas - 60 ULM - 10 Arch Passes for 350 Arch Rushed for 95
  13. UT 59 UTSA 10 395 passing yards Ewers 250 Arch 125 Owens 20
  14. You should work on your comedic timing because you are coming across as a prick.
  15. From my office in Addison, TX faking my way until noon so I can go board the plane to Ann Arbor FIGHT!!!
  16. Texas 28 Mich 10 receiving yard 215.
  17. They weren’t annoying they were fucking assholes.
  18. Never seen such a difference between head coaches physiques than this game.
  19. This interaction with Kris Kristofferson is my favorite Toby Keith story.
  20. Taje Allen, the least heralded recruit out of that backfield and lasted in the league longer than, Carter, Westbrook, or Thomas. Real nice guy too.
  21. My company was sued by them a couple of times. I feel like I helped pay for that too.
  22. UT: 49 CSU: 13 WR yards: 337
  23. Mazi Smith and Taco Carlton say hi.
  24. SEC- Texas Big 10- Oregon Big 12- Ok. State ACC- NC State Others in the playoffs- Georgia, Bama, Ole Miss, Michigan, Ohio State, Notre Dame, Utah, UTSA
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