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TexLonghorn

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  1. I've spent two years now imagining anybody else other than Trump...
  2. Count me in as one who hadn't heard Hager say that OU SUCKS or even heard that he said it. I think it's hilarious though, now that this stupid reprimand came down, EVERYONE is getting to hear what he got reprimanded for! EVERY news outlet reporting on this is typing out "OU still sucks"! No man in history has gotten as much mileage out of saying one lone "OU STILL SUCKS" as Hager has.
  3. What a surprise - another deplorable dickhead emerges in this administration. Secretary of the Interior Zinke, regarding the California fires: "It's not time for finger pointing" - and then, he does exactly that: https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-california-fires-zinke-paradise-forest-trump-20181119-story.html
  4. Jesus. Is that the American side? This looks like a fence to keep people in, not a fence to keep people out.
  5. Jailhouse Rock, hopefully
  6. Didn't that one guy post a pic of his diploma to prove it was real? Time to step up, Atomheart...
  7. A former state trooper shot Greg Griggers, the district attorney for Alabama’s 17th Judicial Circuit, in the face Thursday afternoon in Demopolis, according to Michael Jackson, district attorney for Alabama’s 4th Judicial Circuit. After he shot Griggers, the former trooper was shot to death, reportedly by a law enforcement officer. “Griggers got shot in the face and they killed the ex-state trooper who shot him,” Jackson told AL.com Thursday afternoon. Jackson said the shooter has been identified as Steven Smith, Jr., a former state trooper who was previously questioned in connection with a 1996 incident in which someone used a shotgun to shoot up the home of Sumter County Circuit Judge Eddie Hardaway, the first black judge to preside over Sumter, Marengo and Greene counties. Griggers is a Democrat.
  8. Why, when they can side with this idiot that France and Canada are the biggest threats to American prosperity?
  9. A man yelled “Heil Hitler, Heil Trump” during the intermission of a performance of Fiddler on the Roof in Baltimore on Wednesday night, alarming audience members. Rich Scherr, a sportswriter for the Baltimore Sun, posted a video of the audience reacting to the outburst to his Facebook page. The Baltimore Sun reports: ‘Immediately after that, “People started running,” Scherr said. “I’ll be honest, I was waiting to hear a gunshot. I thought, ‘Here we go.’ ” The man was escorted out a few minutes later and the show continued. But Scherr, 49, said it was hard to focus on the play after that. “My heart was just racing. I didn’t even really pay attention to the second act.”
  10. Are we sure it's not just that it's lightly raining outside?
  11. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    Musical interlude
  12. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    What? Google!? I will use courier like the good-stock people of the Andrew Johnson administration did, thank you. To the devil with your careless modern shortcuts and lack of American perspective.
  13. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    You definitely do sound like you're in need of some sleep.
  14. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    Um, what? What does my knowledge of the Indian Removal Act have to do with, like, anything we've been talking about? You're the one making inferences that a Senate vote from over a century ago somehow indicates that the American society at that time as a whole was some mythical particular way. That somehow that portrayed a "national" or "American" perspective that you argue we no longer have. Are you saying that that "national" or "American" perspective was tied just to the Indian Removal Act?
  15. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    Despite your lazy grammar police nonsense and lack of recognizing my mocking you, I have a question for you: You seem energized by a once 70% unity in the Senate. You contrast that to today's "pretty sizable" fracture "at around 40% on each side". Now, obviously, "around 40% on each side" implies only two sides exist - a third 40% side would be too much - so that leaves an unaccounted for 'around 20%'. Now, if that 20% were evenly divided between the two already established sides, then you probably would have typed "at around 50% on each side" or some other number, but you didn't. This assumes, then, that the 20% might flip between agreeing with either 40% side. That, of course, leads to a very possible 60%/40% split. So the question, then, is how dramatically different is a 70/30 split from a 60/40 split to you? The first you paint as the glory days and the second you portray as how bad the country has become. This isn't even getting into the fallacy that just because the Senate was 70/30 on this issue in the past means that they worked together 70/30 all of their time, or that just because the Senate of today is 40/40/20 means they are incapable of achieving 70/30 or greater on any issue.
  16. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    I, too, miss those halcyon days of yore that I was not alive during (and indeed my parents or grandparents weren't alive during), but to which I attribute unassailable ideals and infallible altruistic actions based on my understanding and assumptions of how things and people were then, particularly in contrast to this modern hell of a society where I insist on focusing only on the worst parts of it and then expand that to characterize the entire society.
  17. Haha! What the holy hell is THAT?! Worst Muppet ever!
  18. TexLonghorn replied to gsoda3's topic in Cloak Room
    And the betting line shifts back toward "conscious troll"...
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