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Capt. Squints

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Everything posted by Capt. Squints

  1. My only connection to UT is a beloved aunt from SA who was a beauty queen and grad (deceased-no recent pics) of your fine school. I have two degrees from Bama and have been following you fucktards since the '09 Rose Bowl.
  2. Yes. Leaving Las Vegas. He won all the awards including Best Actor Academy Award.
  3. Charlie Sheen as Chris in Platoon could have been better cast. I don't know by whom in retrospect, but Stone clearly had a thing for the guy back then.
  4. I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
  5. The Last Hurrah was on TMC last night. Terrific movie. John Ford produced and directed starring Spencer Tracy. Hard to be anything but excellent with those two.
  6. I am the Walrus? Another Caucasian, Gary.
  7. Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes of Branded. "And how are you today, sir?"
  8. Capt. Squints replied to a post in a topic in Daily Texan
    Pointless and classless you worthless pigfuck.
  9. Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry!
  10. This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules. You're killing your father, Larry.
  11. Shit is unwatchable with that non-stop Nationwide commercial and the annoying broadcasters.
  12. Or an ambulance chasing sleazebag.
  13. If she kicked a whapper out of my hands, we would be going round and round.
  14. I'm very sorry for your loss. Mothers are special and very complicated, but mostly just special.
  15. I submit Michael J. fucking Fox. Shaky little fucker.
  16. The Searchers? Sands of Iwo Jima? They were Expendable? C'mon man.
  17. Martin Sheen cast as Robert E. Lee in Gettysburg was stupid. Buck-toothed midget with a bad beard and unconvincing accent. They all had bad beards, but my point remains.
  18. This was about hamburger sandwiches and not your blowhard, Hallmark, sissypussy, tripe.
  19. and 1925-1926,1964-1965 (screwed out of 1966) 1978-1979
  20. Read the book and watch the original movie adaptation several times. That's all you need to do. Fuck Disney.
  21. I played against Richard Todd in HS. Tried to tackle him and got Bosworthed.
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