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Walden Ponderer

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Everything posted by Walden Ponderer

  1. Highly appropriate to reference a story line in which a creature could assume both traditionally understood genders. This is both-siderism at its most primal.
  2. He's a visitor to Kyle field from another SEC school; you should hear his story about how friendly aggy can be.
  3. I think I'm in love.
  4. Whoop(s)!
  5. Why just certain posters? Surely both sides of every debate are equally at fault, right?
  6. Not even with someone else's corn cob. Ew.
  7. Depends. Would we be in a division with ISU? Or TCU? (fuck the last decade of Texas football.)
  8. TOR wasn't just an asshole. He is also an asshole who disappeared. Rampant speculation has the cause of his disappearance as being somehow felonious, which would not surprise anyone, but as far as I know, it was never more than speculation.
  9. He looks like someone stapled poison ivy to his sphincter.
  10. This can't be overstated. Trump was never about accomplishing anything; he was a pure "fuck you" from the emotionally abused far right. The fact that they were lashing out at those who had nothing to do with their abuse is irrelevant to them. They are like unreformed, unrepentant alcoholics.
  11. I gotta say, that would *really* freak me out. I mean, I work at home and my nearest coworker lives 90 miles away.
  12. Glad he's okay. That is not fun in the least; been there, done that, got the therapist bills to prove it can fuck you up. Meanwhile, I spent most of yesterday on my hands and knees plugging up holes on the outside of our house in a futile attempt to keep out black racer snakes that love to hang out under our laundry room. "They eat mice," I tell my wife, but to no avail. There's absolutely no reason at all to be afraid of them, but fuck it, I won't never get no sleep until she's sure they aren't there.
  13. Well, at least you didn't say The Derel.
  14. "Divine special appearance." I'm pretty sure her appearance is special, alright, but hardly divine.
  15. It's almost as if there's not honor among dunces.
  16. Please, God, if you exist, let there be a smoking gun on Ted Cruz. That would make my decade.
  17. NeverMarryAStripper. And an honorable mention for machinator, because I can watch Rube-Goldberg contraptions for hours on end.
  18. Well, not by a bunch of stoned wall-builders, right?
  19. Tax exemption is the opposite of staying the fuck out; it is a positive endorsement of organizing as a religious organization, and government shouldn't be doing that.
  20. I replied with a laugh, but the appropriate emoji is actually the "fuck you", except pointed at Trump/Texas, so I couldn't use it.
  21. Don't forget the Arctic, either. The Russian military is building up like crazy in the Arctic circle, taking advantage of warming, while we're still dithering over whether it's real or not. Because we're morons.
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