Everything posted by Walden Ponderer
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Trump to be reinstated by August
I always wondered if that pic of him having shit himself on the golf course was doctored. I'm not wondering anymore. Absolutely pathetic.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Has there ever been a better personal embodiment of the modern Republican Party?
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
One of my favorite restaurants is on the waterfront with a view across the way of the Rachel Carson Nature Reserve. It backs up to a Blackbeard museum, so pluses all around.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
You want me to backtrack and read every post in this thread? No fucking way. I barely consent to read the two prior to what I'm posting.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
AOC is more what America 2050 will look and think like than anything Conservatives have to offer. It is perfectly natural that they are threatened by that fact. It's also humorous and pathetic, but that is a whole different subject, and we don't have a psychology board to analyze that pathology on.
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the USFL is back
I'm against this whole idea because I can see where the lawsuit it will bring is headed, and I don't want another fucking $1 to go to Donald Trump. No Cloak Room.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a Douche Waffle
So, I just fast-forwarded to the last post on this thread. Without making me read the rest of this shit, is there some political reason for Herbstreit's take being shit beyond the obvious reason for Herbstreit's take being shit (i.e., you know, it's Herbstreit's take)? Because I really don't want to overthink my reason for believing Herbstreit is full of shit. If it's just the usual reason (Herbstreit is full of shit because he's... you know... Herbstreit) that would save me a lot of time.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
The Jaborwocky is not inelegible to run for Congress in Florida. That's not really a good standard to use for, you know... anything.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
Can we stick to reality here? Obama is constitutionally ineligible to run again; Trump is constitutionally incapable of holding a salad fork.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
100% batshit crazy does, in fact, represent unity. 100% certifiably unfit for life, but yes, that is a consensus.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well, I'm unabashedly aroused, so fuck your intransigence.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Well, are you afraid of AOC's big dick, or not? That's the only relevant question left.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
So.... is reality a defensible paradigm? Or no? I need to know before my next cocktail party, so, expedition, please.
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the trump election lawsuit thread of dominance
But Italy DOES fuck up pizza. It's much better in the U.S. than it is in Italy.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
If James Madison hadn't had a boob fetish, it's like there's nothing you could point to to say that any of them were in any way normal.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Long story short: small-penised white men afraid of everyone who is not also a small-penised white man.
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Interesting how the "Sane person" circle only intersects the "Democrats" circle. Granted, it's bigger than that circle, but sure as fuck neither the Republicans nor Libertarians circles have even one scintilla in that intersection.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
AOC = the future. I like the future.
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Allen West resigns as chair of Texas Republican Party
Until y'all elect a non-Republican (hell, at this point, even a half-wit Libertarian would be an improvement) I'm gonna smugly keep on bein' glad I moved. I'm more Texan than Allen West by 1,000,000,000%, and I want nothing to do with Texas (other than the Longhorns) at the moment.
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Trump to be reinstated by August
How long until Trump is declared mentally unfit? I'm thinking completely in terms of legal liability. I mean, let's face it, I want him drawn and quartered, but legally, is he mentally competent to stand trial for any of his offenses? Because, duh, he has no connection to reality. Hard to decipher exactly when he lost it, but it's unquestionable that it was while he was still technically in office, and several officials were derelict in their duty to declare him unfit for office at the time.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
So... if we nuke Idaho, will the potatoes still be edible...?
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Your unpopular food opinions
Yaupon tea is three times better than any other kind of hot tea, and is ten times better than Yerba Mate. And with seven times the caffeine of coffee, that makes it my preferred method of artificially induced cardiac arrythmia.
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2022 Gubernatorial Elections
If Manchin and Sinema were really they outliers they are made out to be, we'd already have the talking filibuster solution. Two arms out of 50 is not a lot to twist if the other 48 are unified. I would guess there's a good ten or so other Dem senators who don't want a lot of change and are more than happy to let Manchema take the blame for obstruction.
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Oh nothing, just Michael Flynn calling for an open air coup
I'd say it's a bitter joke -- not a serious invocation of justifying violence, but not a quest for guffaws, either. Mostly just venting frustrations.
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Dennis Miller has a new show!
I thought he was funny a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. I suspect his attempts to justify his fear-based political opinions are at war with his incisive bullshit meter, because he used to have a good one, but he would undoubtedly hiri kiri at the first sign of self-awareness these days. He's too smart to believe what he believes, and I suspect that deep down, he knows it, and despises himself for it.