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Blutarski

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  1. What happens is that now that it's on your mind, you focus on it more. Last weekend I was cringing anticipating what was going to be said next. The gravely fake Texas growl is what makes me want to jump off a bridge.
  2. Bob Wunderlick was the head coach at Dallas Jesuit in the 90s
  3. No. But we were instructed to get our "hookems" up a few times.
  4. Kevin Sherrington DMN opinion piece says aggy can playoff argument based on quality losses.
  5. Is all part of the mystical aggy network. Young couple moved in across the street a couple months ago. My wife (no pics) went over to greet them and leave some cookies or something. Next day, the girl comes over to thank us, I open the door, she introduces herself and mentions her husbands name. Second sentence out of her mouth is *we went to A&M". I'm thinking wtf, I hadn't even said my name yet.
  6. I'm just jerking your chain... I'll juice you up.
  7. Has anyone checked to see if Texags has weighed in yet?
  8. Love these commercials when the side effects take up 45 seconds of the 1:00. You basically forget what it is meant for at the end Unless one of the side effects is an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
  9. Blutarski replied to NOMAAA's topic in Music
    The bass line in this one..
  10. Uh, Paul in, uh
  11. Dry dock season nigh upon us. Gordo out the next 3 weeks. Did someone say "Nose in the news"?
  12. I just got off the phone with those mf'ers. Got my bill permanently lowered $30 a month.
  13. I challenge you to cleanly pull 1 or 2 napkins out of this when it's full. It dispenses a minimum of 10, and half are torn up and useless.
  14. Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
  15. Blutarski replied to Chad's topic in Football
    The lack of reviews of the game clinching review-able ones are the most egregious in my opinion. However, one that I haven't seen mentioned here is the false start in one of the OTs, where Williams stepped forward before the snap, then took the handoff over the left side for a nice gain. On showing the replay, even the announcers said that aggy "got away with one there."
  16. The irony is, they don't realize that winning last night actually hurt their SOS natty hopes this year.
  17. Blutarski replied to blacklab's topic in Football
    Someone mentioned it upstream I believe, but they would totally screw it up next year if Bob Cole gets on there and says something scripted like "Alright Longhorn fans, get your phones out and hook-ems up, it's time to sing"......
  18. Blutarski replied to blacklab's topic in Football
    Back in the day, before Jerry built the death star, they'd play Willie's "mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" at Texas Stadium, and that always was a hit with the crowd.
  19. What time is the press conference tomorrow?
  20. Blutarski replied to blacklab's topic in Football
    Watching the game in person has become as annoying as watching an NBA game these days, where the PA announcer is over the top and talking way too much. Bob Cole is probably a nice guy, and has the baritone pipes to do PA, but someone must have told him to add the gravelly exclamations to every call, which is now in my head and disallowing me to enjoy the atmosphere. Too much info and talking during play -- we don't need "herrrre weeee gooo" while the kicker is approaching the tee on kickoff.
  21. You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now Carmine
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